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Sadly, I'm not surprised that the NRA's idea of "hunting" involves maiming captive animals that you have no intention of actually eating, all for no purpose other than sadism

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The <i>Extremely</i> white meat.

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I'll be honest, there's an over-bred, crap-happy German Shepherd in my neighborhood, the one who leaves a pile on the street the size of Mt. McKinley-- I'd happily put a contract out on him and throw him in the stew-pot myself.

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and you should. it never doesn't work.

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So ... bowling while maybe Ebola-stricken is bad, but this is “traditional shooting sport”?

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Well, so is shooting wolves from a helicopter and (in some states) bear-baiting.

But don't you dare sneeze in Newark, or Gov. Christie's hazmat-suited goons will get you!

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Why do we even have legislative bodies anymore? It's clear who's truly running the show.

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True, with some exceptions. I'm told Boehner is more like roast duck and Lindsey Graham is definitely chicken.

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So many questions. How the hell are there multiple "operations"? Is there that much demand? Which breeds bring in top dollar? Bichon Frise? Shih-tsu? Persian? Are these free-range, or puppy mill rejects?

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There would need to be some alcohol in there somewhere. Bourbon-glazed shoe leather maybe?

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Sadly, they don't appear to have the final event.

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with the mango salsa...

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Dachshund dogs, just add a foot-long bun and a bit of mustard

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