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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Sorry, but none of those rights are in the Constitution. (Just ask Tony "El Nino" Scalia.)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hey ... what do you think about a big, imposing monument to those heroes, maybe right on the National Mall? Surely the NRA can't object...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

But if they're afeared of that transvaginal probe being shoved into their personal space, are they allowed to stand their ground?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Especially when another blind lunkhead reacts to the noise by blasting away at the "assailant".

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Given that so many armed nimrods who <i>can</i> see don't give a shit, what does it matter?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Thinking it all the way through", using NRA "thinking", blind people should be armed with grenades, to make up for their lack of precision.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yeah, that should get the numbers up to a solid 2.5%

They need to work on the notion that all those young "urban" men had it coming. I have no doubt that they will . . . and that you'll be the real racist if you say anything about it.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"you are not participating in what the American belief is"

What the fuck does that even mean? It sounds like a sound bite from a Reagan speech: meaningless words, designed to give the warm and fuzzies to dull-witted conservatives.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Pinpoint accuracy is less of a concern when you are firing a 15kt yield nuclear artillery shell.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Who???

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>Just a shot in the dark here...</i>

ISWYDT!

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Isn't this what they train 'white' dogs for?

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Definitely! Fetus's womb is his castle!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

An all-star lineup of of heavy shitters, for the Home Run Derpy.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A pound and a half???!! I'm gonna have to rent that movie...

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