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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that's what happens when you give Beavis and Butthead a whole hour to kill on teh radio

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Good Cocktober post

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

"<i>I was in the pool!</i>"

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PubOption's avatar

I know that there's a fake Hemingway contest, I didn't know that there was a fake Chandler contest.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I'm starting to think they might not have our best interests at heart.

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The Quirk's avatar

A LITTLE bit dangerous? I never had a woman put a fucking hole in my head.

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The Quirk's avatar

I was thinking <i>Dumb and Dumber</i>.

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Jared James's avatar

Or at the least, Alan Ball.

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

You guys laugh, but my wife would not let me buy the Browning Semi-Automatic Mark II rifle. You know, the one with the long, slick, glistening, hammer-forged barrel and the crown release that produces a powerful stream of gas enveloping the speeding projectile as it bursts from the rifle's gaping muzzle. Anyway, you know the model I'm talking about.

I'm here to tell you that only hours after the argument that resulted in "purchase-interruptus" my left testicle shriveled away and in it's place there was left only a small, but beautiful, flower.

I share this with all of you as a warning.

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PubOption's avatar

A new slogan for the NRA to consider: 'Gun control' means hitting the target. 'Gun safety' means not hitting anything else by accident.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

...and yet this particular asshole goes untased.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

until they get that derpy ginger to make a video about this, I'm not listening.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

They think about <em>American Beauty</em>, but what comes to my mind when these two yammer is <em>Airheads</em>.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No snark. Fuck these yahoos...they exhaust me.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So these dolts can lose a chess game to a gun? Maybe they should stick to checkers.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I figured it as Camembert.

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