In a very subtle message to America, the NRA's radio show Cam & Company took the opportunity to explain that any man whose wife supports gun control -- we guess it's "gun safety" now -- is just not quite a man anymore, if you know what rightwing funnyman Kurt Schlichter means (and we know you do, because he is not exactly subtle).
You guys laugh, but my wife would not let me buy the Browning Semi-Automatic Mark II rifle. You know, the one with the long, slick, glistening, hammer-forged barrel and the crown release that produces a powerful stream of gas enveloping the speeding projectile as it bursts from the rifle's gaping muzzle. Anyway, you know the model I'm talking about.
I'm here to tell you that only hours after the argument that resulted in "purchase-interruptus" my left testicle shriveled away and in it's place there was left only a small, but beautiful, flower.
A new slogan for the NRA to consider: 'Gun control' means hitting the target. 'Gun safety' means not hitting anything else by accident.
that's what happens when you give Beavis and Butthead a whole hour to kill on teh radio
Good Cocktober post
&quot;<i>I was in the pool!</i>&quot;
I know that there&#039;s a fake Hemingway contest, I didn&#039;t know that there was a fake Chandler contest.
I&#039;m starting to think they might not have our best interests at heart.
A LITTLE bit dangerous? I never had a woman put a fucking hole in my head.
I was thinking <i>Dumb and Dumber</i>.
Or at the least, Alan Ball.
You guys laugh, but my wife would not let me buy the Browning Semi-Automatic Mark II rifle. You know, the one with the long, slick, glistening, hammer-forged barrel and the crown release that produces a powerful stream of gas enveloping the speeding projectile as it bursts from the rifle&#039;s gaping muzzle. Anyway, you know the model I&#039;m talking about.
I&#039;m here to tell you that only hours after the argument that resulted in &quot;purchase-interruptus&quot; my left testicle shriveled away and in it&#039;s place there was left only a small, but beautiful, flower.
I share this with all of you as a warning.
A new slogan for the NRA to consider: &#039;Gun control&#039; means hitting the target. &#039;Gun safety&#039; means not hitting anything else by accident.
...and yet this particular asshole goes untased.
until they get that derpy ginger to make a video about this, I&#039;m not listening.
They think about <em>American Beauty</em>, but what comes to my mind when these two yammer is <em>Airheads</em>.
No snark. Fuck these yahoos...they exhaust me.
So these dolts can lose a chess game to a gun? Maybe they should stick to checkers.
I figured it as Camembert.