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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

If they’re old enough to drive they're old enough to shoot people.

Lot_49's avatar

Give it accordion lessons.

Lot_49's avatar

The reason flamethrowers are used so rarely in real life (as opposed to movies, where they look soon kewl) is that there's only about a 50% chance of the flame going in the desired direction.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Can't wait til gangs of hoodie-donning blahs and Messicans get their handguns and begin patrolling McMansionvilles and Tea Party gatherings all across this great nation.

<i>Let freedom ring</i>

Vienna Woods's avatar

When I was in high school in 1975, a guy walked in with a shotgun and killed 2 people. I'm not a big fan of shotguns and teenagers.

bobbert's avatar

The actual computers he was referring to might be Macs, you know.

Also, I learned to program on a keypunch, so the display device was a line printer, if I was lucky.

Shypixel's avatar

People will buy actual computers, instead of polished toys?

WishingIWereThere's avatar

The missing interrogative in the above ad (pamphlet cover perhaps?) is <i><strong>who</strong></i>. But I think we can safely assume it is whites only.