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If they’re old enough to drive they're old enough to shoot people.

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Give it accordion lessons.

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The reason flamethrowers are used so rarely in real life (as opposed to movies, where they look soon kewl) is that there's only about a 50% chance of the flame going in the desired direction.

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Can't wait til gangs of hoodie-donning blahs and Messicans get their handguns and begin patrolling McMansionvilles and Tea Party gatherings all across this great nation.

<i>Let freedom ring</i>

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,if you will.

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When I was in high school in 1975, a guy walked in with a shotgun and killed 2 people. I'm not a big fan of shotguns and teenagers.

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The actual computers he was referring to might be Macs, you know.

Also, I learned to program on a keypunch, so the display device was a line printer, if I was lucky.

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People will buy actual computers, instead of polished toys?

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The missing interrogative in the above ad (pamphlet cover perhaps?) is <i><strong>who</strong></i>. But I think we can safely assume it is whites only.

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