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The Quirk's avatar

And we need to make them dumber STILL!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Duh, no! Cuz that Mao guy was BAD! We ar gud!!! WOLVAREEENZZ

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Maybe he counts the War on Christmas?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>A lesson?</i>

Oh, I know this one! Laugh at them while you can!

SullivanSt's avatar

Oh well, guess I don't need to ask "You know who else hated education?" then.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not to mention the Bush royal family. Heck, they're so European-ish, they generated an idiot within only two generations.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ah yes, those damned ruling know-it-alls. Surely you're on the highway to Hell when you let people who <i>actually know shit</i> run things.

Gaaah ... what a fucking fuckwad.

PubOption's avatar

Gelert was an unjustly-killed Welsh dog (although probably not a corgi). I'm not sure what the 'ner' part signifies, though. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelert">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

Chris Grrr's avatar

The plural "wars" is interesting.

I wonder if hemp is legal in Gelertner's world...

Chris Grrr's avatar

"Smith!" screamed the shrewish voice from the telescreen. "6079 Smith W.! Yes, YOU! Bend lower, please! You can do better than that. You're not trying. Lower, please! THAT'S better, comrade. Now stand at ease, the whole squad, and watch me."

Chris Grrr's avatar

That sounds more authoritative than "lies originally from the pit of hell".

PubOption's avatar

Is Gelertner a Maoist?

Lot_49's avatar

I'm sure the Whig Party went through this same agonizing reappraisal before its demise. Seems they couldn't decide whether or not support expansion of slavery into the territories. Pro-slavery won; the party died.

A lesson?

PsycWench's avatar

And he was injured by the Unibomber, who targeted places of higher learning.

Lot_49's avatar

In his dreams, maybe. Year Zero!

God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Im off to teach them wizardry, which i believe is the new official internet title for "statistics". I, for one, approve.