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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If he was a Brony instead of a gun-suckler, trying to claim that every Maya Angelou poem was somehow about <i>My Little Pony</i> would be far less of a stretch.

bobbert's avatar

<strike>Sometimes</strike> Daily, the Tree of Liberty needs to be watered with the blood of dead children, apparently.

bobbert's avatar

Well, except for the blind shooting through the door. She was a great woman, but that wasn't her greatest moment.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Human decency and working at National Review aren't things that would regularly overlap on a Venn Diagram.

The Quirk's avatar

I've got to think a few bullet holes here and there might lower your home's equity value, also too.

fuflans's avatar

the fuck is wrong with this country?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Deep thoughts from The Corner. Relatively speaking compared to the rest of the wading pool, but I'm throwing them a bone here.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Nah. She called out a warning. A real NRA gun loon would have left the front wide door open and then hid behind something so they could shoot them in the back.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

only if you're Imelda Marcos

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Iambic pentameter- I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he write six lines or only five?" You've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Well, I do like to have guns around.</i>

Well, she was a black lady living in the deep south. I'm amazed she didn't think she needed machine gun turrets on her house.