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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If he was a Brony instead of a gun-suckler, trying to claim that every Maya Angelou poem was somehow about <i>My Little Pony</i> would be far less of a stretch.

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bobbert's avatar

I see this.

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bobbert's avatar

<strike>Sometimes</strike> Daily, the Tree of Liberty needs to be watered with the blood of dead children, apparently.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, except for the blind shooting through the door. She was a great woman, but that wasn't her greatest moment.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Human decency and working at National Review aren't things that would regularly overlap on a Venn Diagram.

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The Quirk's avatar

I've got to think a few bullet holes here and there might lower your home's equity value, also too.

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fuflans's avatar

the fuck is wrong with this country?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Deep thoughts from The Corner. Relatively speaking compared to the rest of the wading pool, but I'm throwing them a bone here.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Nah. She called out a warning. A real NRA gun loon would have left the front wide door open and then hid behind something so they could shoot them in the back.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Who did Cock Robin shoot?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

only if you're Imelda Marcos

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Iambic pentameter- I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he write six lines or only five?" You've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Well, I do like to have guns around.</i>

Well, she was a black lady living in the deep south. I'm amazed she didn't think she needed machine gun turrets on her house.

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