Kathryn Jean Lopez, better known by her gang moniker, K-Lo, is a pill. She is unpleasant and obsequiously pious and constantly telling all other American Catholics how they're doing Catholicism wrong by actually following the edicts of Vatican II (which said Catholics should follow the dictates of their own consciences). She moans a lot about how unfair and unconstitutional it is to tell the Church they are not in fact in charge of their employees' personal lives if the Church is not in fact paying the bill. She calls this an attack on religious liberty, and logically and persuasively and not at all histrionically explains that by classifying birth control as "preventative medicine," the government has now "classified fertility as a disease." In an earlier and much-missed American epoch, she would have been Goody Lopez, calling in the witch-burners on Goody Greensmith. But now? With her
Out here in southwestern Virginia, that's about the average sized woman and a lot of them have men. The men aren't too attractive, though. True story: when we first moved here I happened to buy a church fundraiser cookbook that had more than one recipe for "Girdle Buster", a ice cream concoction that included cookies and butter.
Whoever placed the MBA ad, must have assumed Wonkette readers are largely single men who can't get laid. OK, that may actually be true. But what made them think any of us have enough spare money to be ... um ... "mutual"?
Sometimes the guys are with them because they were better looking when they first got married, look cute even with all the extra weight, make up for it with a their personality, or they do awesome stuff in bed.
I'm reminded of Bill Buckley's son writing about his dad in 'Mum and Pup'. Pops Buckley would take his Hispanic servants to Mass all the time. I wonder if K-Lo is a love child . . . No. Couldn't be.
Out here in southwestern Virginia, that's about the average sized woman and a lot of them have men. The men aren't too attractive, though. True story: when we first moved here I happened to buy a church fundraiser cookbook that had more than one recipe for "Girdle Buster", a ice cream concoction that included cookies and butter.
Some women are Viagra ... then there are the others.
In a recent survey, 30% of French men said they fall asleep after sex, 25% smoke a cigarette, and 45% go home to their wives. [rim shot!]
Whoever placed the MBA ad, must have assumed Wonkette readers are largely single men who can't get laid. OK, that may actually be true. But what made them think any of us have enough spare money to be ... um ... "mutual"?
Oh, K-Lo. Your ideas about contraception make me think: K-Why?
Yes, according to Catholic Encyclopedia. But let&#039;s ask Newt Gingrich or Chris Christie to be sure. <a href="http://www.catholic.org/enc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.catholic.org/encyclopedia/view.php?id=...">http://www.catholic.org/enc...
A tragic waste of a perfectly good 2x4.
A sack of flour, or a flour sack?
As long as we&#039;re on the topic of the GOP&#039;s &quot;ewww&quot; ladiez: <a href="http://www.salon.com/2012/0..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.salon.com/2012/07/19/ann_romneys_snobb...">http://www.salon.com/2012/0...
Sometimes the guys are with them because they were better looking when they first got married, look cute even with all the extra weight, make up for it with a their personality, or they do awesome stuff in bed.
Obviously none of those applies in this case.
There&#039;s hope, K-Lo...there&#039;s still <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/07\/10\/pauline-potter-weight-loss-worlds-heaviest-woman_n_1662919.html" target="_blank">hope</a>
Betcha she&#039;s just bitter she never got to be an altar boy.
What, there&#039;s a scandal about K-Lo&#039;s beef curtains?
Put the P-E-N-I-S in teh A-N-U-S and mix it all
Oh, fuck no.
Sorry.
Can&#039;t imagine what else the point would be.
I&#039;m reminded of Bill Buckley&#039;s son writing about his dad in &#039;Mum and Pup&#039;. Pops Buckley would take his Hispanic servants to Mass all the time. I wonder if K-Lo is a love child . . . No. Couldn&#039;t be.