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PsycWench's avatar

Out here in southwestern Virginia, that's about the average sized woman and a lot of them have men. The men aren't too attractive, though. True story: when we first moved here I happened to buy a church fundraiser cookbook that had more than one recipe for "Girdle Buster", a ice cream concoction that included cookies and butter.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Some women are Viagra ... then there are the others.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

In a recent survey, 30% of French men said they fall asleep after sex, 25% smoke a cigarette, and 45% go home to their wives. [rim shot!]

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Whoever placed the MBA ad, must have assumed Wonkette readers are largely single men who can't get laid. OK, that may actually be true. But what made them think any of us have enough spare money to be ... um ... "mutual"?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Oh, K-Lo. Your ideas about contraception make me think: K-Why?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Yes, according to Catholic Encyclopedia. But let's ask Newt Gingrich or Chris Christie to be sure. <a href="http://www.catholic.org/enc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.catholic.org/encyclopedia/view.php?id=...">http://www.catholic.org/enc...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

As long as we're on the topic of the GOP's "ewww" ladiez: <a href="http://www.salon.com/2012/0..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.salon.com/2012/07/19/ann_romneys_snobb...">http://www.salon.com/2012/0...

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Sometimes the guys are with them because they were better looking when they first got married, look cute even with all the extra weight, make up for it with a their personality, or they do awesome stuff in bed.

Obviously none of those applies in this case.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

There's hope, K-Lo...there's still <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/07\/10\/pauline-potter-weight-loss-worlds-heaviest-woman_n_1662919.html" target="_blank">hope</a>

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Betcha she's just bitter she never got to be an altar boy.

bobbert's avatar

What, there's a scandal about K-Lo's beef curtains?

bobbert's avatar

Put the P-E-N-I-S in teh A-N-U-S and mix it all

Oh, fuck no.

Sorry.

bobbert's avatar

Can't imagine what else the point would be.

chascates's avatar

I'm reminded of Bill Buckley's son writing about his dad in 'Mum and Pup'. Pops Buckley would take his Hispanic servants to Mass all the time. I wonder if K-Lo is a love child . . . No. Couldn't be.