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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Utah really does have the highest level of porn site subscription in the country, you know.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

They are pretty much the only ones that pay for it.

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fuflans's avatar

i am SO using 'that asshole facebook'.

jack you rock.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

My mental image of this place is a building full of reel-to-reel magnetic tape machines and random, multi-colored blinking lights shaped like rectangles.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Two questions. Is the NSA hiring? And Do they allow you to work at home?

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chascates's avatar

Maybe if the United States stopped playing the world's cop we wouldn't need to intercept everyone's email, phone calls, letters, etc.

Just a thought.

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Mahousu's avatar

Nah, the porn in Utah is much more interesting [depraved]. Head to the source, I say.

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