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яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

We had the floor fight over the Credentials Committee part already. And we aren't going to get any Keynote Speakers.

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яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

Trump certainly doesn't have a my-mother-was-a-saint speech in him.

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яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

Much too nice an island. St. Helena rather.

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Charon_69's avatar

What did Alfred do for legs day?

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Seriously. Even without the threat of the non-commenting banhammer I wouldn’t wish death on them, but I feel like a week spent on a ventilator might actually make them better people.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Parler is great at the moment (at least, as filtered through Twitter @Parlertakes) because they're eating each other. A bunch of MAGAts are realising that they're being duped and scammed and have turned on grifty lawyers Powell and Wood, and are - shock! - even questioning whether Trump really ever had a plan.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

To be linguistically correct, that should be "heiling my sieg", but lol

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marksb's avatar

If you're bored at college, you should change your major.What? Not that kind of college? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Kooolest G's avatar

didn't we have an expert guy from microsoft who was running the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency? what ever happened to that guy? oh that's right

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Kooolest G's avatar

vieques island would be good, toxic radiation from bomb testing and it's run by puerto rico

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Schmoozan Salamander's avatar

Thanks, gave him a follow.

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яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

Or their kids asking to keep a dog?

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mvario's avatar

Solarwinds is the company that makes the network monitoring software that was hacked that is at the root of all this

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Britpoptarts's avatar

You mean Krebs, who got fired because Trump was having a tantrum over being told the election was fair?

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SterWonk's avatar

😢🤞

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Dr.BDH's avatar

Lo Mari sounds like a soy-based squid substitute.

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