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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Remember when we all had to learn those stupid terms? That sucked. I'm glad everything is wonderful in the Gulf now. Hooraaayyy!

jqheywood's avatar

Like Richard Hammond, for example

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Or perhaps a Dread Zeppelin

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"because it is beneath her. "

She's a top?

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Yes, those workers are beyond heroic, because they ARE going to die, and a lot sooner than they would have/should have. Japan should be proud.

The Quirk's avatar

No, but New Unemployment applications are DOWN, according to everyone trying to cheer me up; my more pessimistic interpretation is that most anybody who could be fired has already been fired.

The Quirk's avatar

He's back in last month, where that joke originated and belongs.

Bezoar's avatar

Actually, burial in concrete was always Plan A; they were just reluctant to acknowledge that before.

The Quirk's avatar

Only works if they can make the concrete STAY in the air, instead of coming down and clonking radiation workers/zombies in the head.

The Quirk's avatar

Tails and a pink lapel, maybe a big candy cane?

PsycWench's avatar

I guess it's good that the world's largest concrete pump is being hastily flown in from Atlanta, but how hastily can one fly the world's largest concrete pump?

PsycWench's avatar

Skeptic. Americans are getting fatter so they need bigger cars. Bigger cars = more steel = more protection = less deaths. See, obesity saves lives and Michelle Obama is truly trying to kill us all. If Fox news goes with this line of logic, remember that you saw it here first.