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Mahousu's avatar

What language was <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fishing_in_Israel" target="_blank">that Wikipedia article</a> written in? It has some surprising similarities with English at a few points.

Not too many points, though. Sample quote: <i>Fishing and fishermen are mentioned in the Bible several times, as in "we, Ahdygym, abalone, all - throws annotation Wait; differences Mchmarat on - the - water, unhappy" (Isaiah nineteenth h).</i>

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Try sending her the oogoo, the Aflac duck said it is delicious <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Joshua Norton's avatar

You've set the bar kind of low on your Bucket List.

fuflans's avatar

good to know israel doesn't have any other problems.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Traif!!!!!!!!!! My former Jewish girlfriend would only eat Sushi if it was well done.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Baldar, by dint of your picture alone (although your comments are good as well), I'm going to do everything in my power to get you to 110.

chascates's avatar

Oh, just cut up another Palestinian child and serve that with wasabi.

jqheywood's avatar

Is she no longer Jewish, or is she no longer your girlfriend?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

In Japan, the tsumani delivered the raw fish right to people's doorsteps. So it was a big win for them.