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at least Kali has all those extra arms

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Sounds like someone got into MoDo's stash

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Lint makes more sense than Scientology.

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<i>[whispers: "Zoom zoom!"]</i>

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I am less bothered by the pseudo-religion of Onionhead than I am by the Cult of Carrot Top.

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And I have an answer. It's probably not the answer you were expecting, though: <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=i9-gdthp6U4" target="_blank">Spectrum Child</a>.

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Here's an alternative answer, that's a little more up Dok Zoom's alley: <a href="http:\/\/unknown-knowledge.deviantar...\/art\/Sky-the-rainbow-child-367644032" target="_blank">Sky</a>.

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Yeah, that stinks.

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Nine Doors? Sounds like an almighty farce.

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I thought all the indigo children died of fibromyalgia years ago.

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Mets fans, also too

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As long as my Onionhead doesn't come with a plate of liver, I will keep an open mind.

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Idaho Dok and the Temple of Zoom! I can't wait for the movie....

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<i>The women said they were forced out of their jobs because they refused to take part in workplace religious rituals – such as prayer circles, thanking God for their jobs, <b>and saying “I love you” to managers and co-workers.</b></i>

Is HR going to have to break out the <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/551409\/army-makes-greatest-sexual-harassment-video-of-all-time-video" target="_blank">sexual harassment video</a> again??

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<i>Sorry, creators of Onionhead, there is gravity on the moon, and you are idiots.</i>

Nor does there seem to be much <i>levity</i> at this workplace.

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