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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

at least Kali has all those extra arms

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Sounds like someone got into MoDo's stash

bobbert's avatar

Lint makes more sense than Scientology.

Lefty Mark's avatar

<i>[whispers: "Zoom zoom!"]</i>

Lefty Mark's avatar

I am less bothered by the pseudo-religion of Onionhead than I am by the Cult of Carrot Top.

Mahousu's avatar

And I have an answer. It's probably not the answer you were expecting, though: <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=i9-gdthp6U4" target="_blank">Spectrum Child</a>.

Mahousu's avatar

Here's an alternative answer, that's a little more up Dok Zoom's alley: <a href="http:\/\/unknown-knowledge.deviantar...\/art\/Sky-the-rainbow-child-367644032" target="_blank">Sky</a>.

PubOption's avatar

Nine Doors? Sounds like an almighty farce.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I thought all the indigo children died of fibromyalgia years ago.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

As long as my Onionhead doesn't come with a plate of liver, I will keep an open mind.

jqheywood's avatar

Idaho Dok and the Temple of Zoom! I can't wait for the movie....

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>The women said they were forced out of their jobs because they refused to take part in workplace religious rituals – such as prayer circles, thanking God for their jobs, <b>and saying “I love you” to managers and co-workers.</b></i>

Is HR going to have to break out the <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/551409\/army-makes-greatest-sexual-harassment-video-of-all-time-video" target="_blank">sexual harassment video</a> again??

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Sorry, creators of Onionhead, there is gravity on the moon, and you are idiots.</i>

Nor does there seem to be much <i>levity</i> at this workplace.