America witnessed beautiful, unvarnished Democracy last night, and it was delicious. All seven mostly-insane New York gubernatorial candidates participated in a remarkably civil and friendly chitchat, and Carl Paladino didn't even say anything vaguely racist -- which is a miracle, Hallelujah et cetera. (Every time Paladino says something horrible, Satan has sex with an endangered woodland creature and then emails the sex tape to all his satanic co-workers/the media.) The star that shined the brightest last night was definitely Civil War-bearded Jimmy McMillan, of the Rent Is 2 Damn High Party. Jimmy mostly just wanted to point out that rent is too damn high, and also we think he said he is for gay marriage/shoe-marriage, as long as the rent is not too high? Gawker
This biology professor at Liberty U., Daniel Howell, has been preaching the gospel of going barefoot for a while. Does that make him a confirmed bachelor? Or, since Liberty makes him wear shoes to class, is he in a marriage of convenience? And the biggest question: how the hell did Liberty "University" get a professor who advocates shoelessness? I have it on good authority that the students cannot leave their dorm rooms unless fully clothed, including shoes.
Agreed! As the documentary series "24" has shown us, the gov'mint can tap into any cell phone, camera, satellite or computer at will. Plus, the terrorists will tell you anything if you cock your gun and shout the question.
Tinfoil? Man...I wish I had tinfoil. Sigh. Folks like you get all the luck.
This biology professor at Liberty U., Daniel Howell, has been preaching the gospel of going barefoot for a while. Does that make him a confirmed bachelor? Or, since Liberty makes him wear shoes to class, is he in a marriage of convenience? And the biggest question: how the hell did Liberty "University" get a professor who advocates shoelessness? I have it on good authority that the students cannot leave their dorm rooms unless fully clothed, including shoes.
Agreed! As the documentary series "24" has shown us, the gov'mint can tap into any cell phone, camera, satellite or computer at will. Plus, the terrorists will tell you anything if you cock your gun and shout the question.
Kristin Davis wins because she is a Kristin. I can't think of any better criteria to choose our leaders.
<strike>rent</strike> Voters too damn high?