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Meanwhile, the president of the United States bangs an adult movie actress and illegally diverts campaign funds to pay her hush money, apparently also bangs a Playboy centerfold person, brags about abusing fame and power to grab women by the pussy, is credibly accused by another woman of having raped her in tandem with Jeffrey Epstein when she was thirteen, not to mention the nearly two dozen other women who have accused said president of molesting or outright raping them, and the common response of his supporters is to shrug and say, "We knew he's not a choirboy when we voted for him, and at least he's not a faggot, faggot."

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The NY Post has only four subjects in life: right-wing politics, sports, sex, and mayhem.

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Democrates was a famous Greek child prodigy who learned to yodel out of his asshole by shoving marbles up his butt.

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From the looks of things the nearest library is at least 50 miles away. And it has the only dictionary in the county.

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I was about to suggest that no woman should ever sleep with Dean Balsamini, but his face is already sending that message loud and clear.

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You realize that comment made no sense? Just a bunch of buzzwords.

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Well yeah there kinda is an invisible “all” in front of it.

I like ice cream. I hate horror movies. I’m done with cismen.

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Was that pitiful man in the magahat Balsamini? If so why did he have that expression on his face? I thought it was a man showing how much he'd been been punished because of his hat. If that was the author of this nasty piece then that's hilarious. The Poor Victim! The Poor Little Mite!

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A strange sentiment to express while we're on the topic of pickled moose rectum ice cream and Aliens.

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I see where you’ve gone astray here. The topic was actually English grammar.

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Okay, that was actually pretty funny.

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Wonder how many "veteran FDNY paramedics" they had to contact before they found one willing to condemn a colleague.

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Headless Body in Topless Bar, Mets Lose Again

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Yeah Trump, you hate women - we get it.

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