When we last cared about Gary Ackerman, he was accidentally voting against pornography. Yesterday, though, he planted himself firmly on the side of the steamy and unlikely fantasies of teenage boys. "For some reason, the military seems more afraid of gay people than they are of terrorists, but they're very brave with the terrorists...If the terrorists ever got hold of this information, they'd get a platoon of lesbians to chase us out of Baghdad...Considering the critical shortage of linguists in the armed forces, a platoon of Arabic-speaking lesbians may be just what the military needs."
NY Rep Advocates Recruitment of Cunnilinguists
NY Rep Advocates Recruitment of…
NY Rep Advocates Recruitment of Cunnilinguists
When we last cared about Gary Ackerman, he was accidentally voting against pornography. Yesterday, though, he planted himself firmly on the side of the steamy and unlikely fantasies of teenage boys. "For some reason, the military seems more afraid of gay people than they are of terrorists, but they're very brave with the terrorists...If the terrorists ever got hold of this information, they'd get a platoon of lesbians to chase us out of Baghdad...Considering the critical shortage of linguists in the armed forces, a platoon of Arabic-speaking lesbians may be just what the military needs."