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marxalot's avatar

The cost of living is cheap, but so is life?

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marxalot's avatar

Acme Fencing?

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marxalot's avatar

I lived in a gated community once! But I got paroled.

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marxalot's avatar

But later, they'll agree that "Sky people" and "Mole people" take too long to say, and shorten it to "eloi" and "morlocks."

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Joe McGinniss' neighbor?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Pssh, It's not because they "don't belong," or anything like that. They're just dressed that way to tie the fencing in with the whole design!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The fences around my house/property consist of forest on three sides and a road on the fourth.

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Walter Ulbricht?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Up river, you can get a Manhattan-style apartment in a secure gated community essentially for free, if you are willing to put up with guard towers, razor wire, a long-term, unbreakable lease and a rather stubborn and inflexible HOA Board.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Florida: Avoid the snow, enjoy the hurricanes.

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The Ming Dynasty?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Fortunately I don't have to worry about it since there are no elevators here.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Bizarro Cliven Bundy?

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PubOption's avatar

Hadrian?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Good neighbors ?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Snowbilly Grifter disagrees.

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