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marxalot's avatar

The cost of living is cheap, but so is life?

marxalot's avatar

I lived in a gated community once! But I got paroled.

marxalot's avatar

But later, they'll agree that "Sky people" and "Mole people" take too long to say, and shorten it to "eloi" and "morlocks."

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Joe McGinniss' neighbor?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Pssh, It's not because they "don't belong," or anything like that. They're just dressed that way to tie the fencing in with the whole design!

Lefty Mark's avatar

The fences around my house/property consist of forest on three sides and a road on the fourth.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Up river, you can get a Manhattan-style apartment in a secure gated community essentially for free, if you are willing to put up with guard towers, razor wire, a long-term, unbreakable lease and a rather stubborn and inflexible HOA Board.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Florida: Avoid the snow, enjoy the hurricanes.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Fortunately I don't have to worry about it since there are no elevators here.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Snowbilly Grifter disagrees.