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A close approximation of zero.

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<mathematical golf clap>

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"People saw me in chains..."Yet another American tradition!

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Thanks for the laugh, I needed that!

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Ya know, as petty as it is, this is all just about greed. Dude is still just working his scams and using all the little underscammers to help.He has zero interest in the USA or us.He thinks he's going to skate and walk away with the cash and all the glory.I don't.

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The real witch hunt. Doug Stanhope isn't for everyone, but this is a great bit with an excellent message:https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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One of those evangelicals that pushed for the criminalization of homosexuality, Scott Lively, is running for governor in MA. There's no chance he's going to win, but he should be in jail.

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His name is John? Is his last name Thomas? https://en.wiktionary.org/w...

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Real restaurant in Portland, circa 1990. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Yeah, they even used canned baby clams.

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There could be Serbian immigrants, though. They think it's cool to put succotash on a vegetarian pizza.

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Oh, even a modicum of common sense.

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A favorite street pole! Prolly need to adjust my stroll over there to improve my chances.

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Agree!!

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NJ bridge and tunneler here, trying real hard not to live the stereotypes.

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