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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Honestly if that picture doesn’t DEFINE assimilation I don’t know what does.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

That’s why they’re so mad.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

I imagine Vivek Ramaswamy is watching guys like that, and their audiences, and feeling verrrrrry nervous right now.

Belle la Bête f/k/a Girl Guide's avatar

He already whacked the hornet’s nest with his op-ed for Bari Scheiss’ blog where he chastised the US for valorizing jocks over nerds. Worst person you know meme and all that. I kinda felt sorry for him for a fraction of a nanosecond, but “Shaina, he knew what he was getting into” by latching onto the party that thrice ran as its standard bearer a guy who said very proudly “I love the poorly educated”. The scarier thing in a general sense is that even if the base is souring on the man himself… they’re not going to let go of their hatred of the honor students so easily. Whether or not they have the same asshole personality, as Vivek shares with the Cletus brigade who gets erect from doling out atomic wedgies.

William Donnell's avatar

He still thinks he's special. Hahaha.

MRK's avatar

No. He doesn't have the self awareness to recognize they're talking about him.

paperlesstiger's avatar

Kash also too. What would it be like enforcing Trump's white supremacist agenda, knowing you could end up in the camps yourself?

lower case's avatar

Ask Ernst Röhm. You'll need to consult a ouija board or spiritist.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

They're too stupid to realize that the leopards will eventually eat their faces.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Only because they think they won't win.

TerseNurse's avatar

Sadly, I really doubt it.

TerseNurse's avatar

It will be a very rude awakening

zzyzx's avatar

Don't feel too bad - I was standing in front of Newt Gingrich at a book signing and could have landed a couple on him that would have broken his nose and drawn blood, something I often look back on as one of the big missed opportunities in my life. I was young and stupid then, but not stupid enough to score a federal felony assault charge

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I once saw someone passing on the street who looked just like Eric Cantor. I had my fist balled up and was cocking my arm when I realized it wasn’t him. I told Mr S “I just almost punched a complete stranger” I was a middle-aged lady at the time.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

You were in a line to get Gingrich's book signed?

Or the two of you were in line for someone else's book?

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Slacker. I once almost stepped on John Kasich but he had security and I was at work.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Ha ha ha... ho ho ho Li'l Brown Jug is back at home.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Gophs beat the Wolverines for the first time in decades.

I will be at Iowa game.

Baconzgood's avatar

"Among other things, this episode cuts to the heart of longstanding foundational political disputes that are simply unreconcilable,"

Translation: people at the bar call out I'm a racist dick instead just walking away from me like they used to. Im oppressed.

Dude!!!! Karl Rove thinking you are a racist? Thats like being a drug dealer checking himself into rehab so he can sling dope douche bag level.

Shocktreatment's avatar

Is Ohio important to anyone's presidential aspirations?

𝗔 𝗴𝘂𝘁 𝗽𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗵𝗶𝗼: 𝗡𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝟭,𝟰𝟬𝟬 𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆

...Kyle Bos listed the ways his life is changing.

Bos has two daughters, with a third due in January. At the grocery store, five items cost as much as a full cart once did. And on Wednesday, Bos and nearly 1,400 other people were laid off from their jobs at what had been the Navistar truck factory in southwestern Ohio.

The layoffs — occurring just three days before President Donald Trump’s rally on Saturday at a nearby high school — were large enough to basically erase an entire year of job growth in the greater Dayton, Ohio, area. And they are one reason why Bos, 30, plans to spend the final weeks before the November election canvassing votes for Democrats...

https://apnews.com/article/trump-ohio-midterms-factory-workers-7c8dc7901de15a22a909bcd9c8b78a3e

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

A rally at a high school? Ew. Should he be allowed within a few hundred feet of a high school?

EyeQueue's avatar

He has that new 24-year-old to satismify him right now.

EyeQueue's avatar

Who did Kyle Bos vote for?

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

“Asked how many times he had voted for Trump, Bos held up three tattooed fingers. But he said he’s done with the president.”

Yes he created this problem. But even a dumbfuck can get a clue when it smacks him in the head with a hammer. So while we rightfully despise him for what he helped do to our country, we’ll still take the vote.

PoDG follows the 92%'s avatar

Yeah, Rufo is another that I'm straight up assaulting if I ever get in arm's length.

Stephen St John's avatar

Saw Rufo on Bill Maher's show a week or two ago. The look on his face when he wasn't talking can be best described as arrogant little shit.

Belle la Bête f/k/a Girl Guide's avatar

“The look on his face when he wasn’t talking can best be described as arrogant little shit.”

Rufo, Maher, or AOT,K?

ciaobella's avatar

I expect that the look on his face when he was talking was also arrogant little shit.

Also, I recommend not watching Bill Maher.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

If your Genocidal hatred lasts longer than 4 hours, talk to your local GOP about party membership

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Probably the biggest reason Mike Johnson's son hates the GOP . . .

lower case's avatar

Is that true? Is this the son who's also his porn buddy?

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Donnie finds money to bribe old people with a tank of gas.

https://www.cnn.com/2026/10/03/politics/medicare-payments-trump

President Donald Trump said late Friday he will give around 20 million senior citizens $90 each to help pay for their Medicare Part B premiums, marking his latest effort to dole out funds to certain Americans weeks before the midterm elections.

The funding will come from the Medicare Improvement Fund, which Congress created in 2008 with $2.2 billion. The White House said “no Administration has ever utilized” the funds.

Not all of the roughly 64 million elderly Medicare enrollees qualify. Low-income senior citizens who also qualify for Medicaid and higher-income enrollees who pay heftier Part B premiums will not receive the $90 payments, the White House said in a fact sheet.

JustPixelz's avatar

If Trump's bribe $ shows up in my mailbox, it's going straight to the ACLU or some other suitable non-GOP organization.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

I hope the Dems are taking notes of all the "free stuff" Republicans now say is cool. I mean of course they'll scream "SOCIALISM!" if President Ossof does anything close to this or the government paid campaign ads or whatever but pushing "but you supported this" on them is always fun.

Richard S's avatar

So if you REALLY need the extra money, you won't get it....

Typical.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Correct. Almost like there's no policy reason for the checks.

🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

I read it's supposed to be $100. Is Dump pocketing the other $10? Silly question...

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

$10 donation to MAGA Inc. in lieu of a processing fee

ciaobella's avatar

I’m super white and don’t give one fucking damn about Murican football. Should I be deported to Eswatini?

Erisian's avatar

"Football, as I say, combines violence punctuated by committee meetings called huddles. It just replicates the worst aspect of American life." George Will

PS: Your avatar has to be among the best of National Lampoon's cover art.

fnord

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I'm the whitest you can be, I don't really give a shit about any sportsball.

Can I get a free flight somewhere?

ciaobella's avatar

Uh, I wouldn’t advise a holiday in Eswatini.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

You’ll have me for company. That’s the real punishment.

ciaobella's avatar

You’re likable enough! But let’s not share a detention cell.

Baconzgood's avatar

Ya know....as much as I disagree with it I do respect their blatant honesty.

They aren't even bothering to use the dog whistle any more.

Susanneh's avatar

Hey you guys, I'm going to Ithaca for the 13th to protest the rapey shit going on there. I've got a room for two nights and would love to meet up with anyone in the area!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Throw a Molotov for me, please.

Susanneh's avatar

It was kind of an impulsive move. I think I'll dial back and stay for one night. I don't havr it like that!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

You know it’s the right thing to do, and you’re geographically positioned to do it.

Baconzgood's avatar

Look at all those tan people cheering at a Tex-ass football game.

Don't you know that football fans in sunny Texas should be as pale and red haired as Conan O'Brian and me?

Oh they dont let Irish Catholic in the south either.*

*Wonkette foul. I've been keeping that snark in my back pocket for a few weeks. So it wasn't a improvised joke.

Stephen St John's avatar

I assume you saw Conan's recent HBO show, wherein he declared "I'm not just white. I'm the whitest person ever."

Baconzgood's avatar

I got that beat. I was asked on more than one occasion if I was an albino. I had to point out that my hair is red and eyes are blue.

Belle la Bête f/k/a Girl Guide's avatar

I guess Boston’s got some competition for palest phantom. Used to be Larry Bird, who’s not even white, he’s clear.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FoC7fw21_Ps

Baconzgood's avatar

I do admit he is like that model that your 7th grade biology had on his desk.

The Golden Hamster's avatar

I have it on good authority that the Devil has a tenth circle of hell designed specifically for Rove and his fellow travelers Jerry and Rush.

Stephen St John's avatar

They're building a whole new wing down there for the Trump administration.

Parakeetist's avatar

Yep. There aren't any even toilets down there.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

And its the worst coffee in all of hell.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

I hope my sewage pipes are connected.

Tza's avatar

Oh don't worry. People are ALSO asking The Jewish Question too! We're evergreen like that

Antocles's avatar

Keeperman probably won't be bringing that up...

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

What’s The Jewish Question? Whether to put capers under or over the lox?

josephebacon's avatar

Answer--should pastrami be hand cut or machine sliced thin?

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Hand cut if you have technique and good knives. Otherwise, machine cut.

ciaobella's avatar

You put the capers on the cream cheese, so they don’t roll off. This is basic bagels n lox architecture

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

But on top is prettier. I’m a stickler for presentation.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

“Why does my beautiful daughter keep dating bums instead of a nice doctor?”

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

"So many questions, so few boxcars." . . .

Mad Ophelia's avatar

Boxcars are so last century. Leon's probably promised to build hyperloops to the camps. Luckily his lack of follow through buys us several years before he loses interest completely and wanders off.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Hyperloops are Boring . . .