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They'll happily buy all the petroleum that Russia can't sell elsewhere, though.

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OANN = Orange Asshole Nutjob Nonsense.

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The same way CNN ("Cable News Network") is one. Your point is a valid one for broadcast media, but in the cable/satellite/streaming world, what we used to call a "channel" is now a "network".

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I miss words having meanings.

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Too late, AT&T – the Flown family talking machines' business went elsewhere, entirely because y'all cooked up that OAN mutant "network" in the first place.

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i heard it as “so where do you buy banjo strings ?”

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Swiss bankers support all kinds of unethical things, because it’s all about their clients’ money.

It should surprise no one they do nothing with the Russian money in their banks.

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Why punish the Russian people any more than they already have been?

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OAN seems to suggest a First Amendment claim based on a plot to "impede the right of American television viewers to watch the news media channels and programs of their choice."

I don't recall the 1A mentioning anything about "American television viewers," you fucking idiots.

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'Soon as I saw "Bad Court Thingy," I knew it must be our Five Dollar Feminist. I love it when Liz gets technical like that.

Don'cha just love when RWNJs try to get government to regulate private business when it suits them? Strange bedfuckers . . .

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I couldn't put up with even FOUR MINUTES of Smegyn Kelly.

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...and put raisins in it, just for spite.

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They got Volvos to sell.

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I love the smell of right-wing desperation in the evening...

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See, the chairman of AT&T's board, William Kennard, who is also a named defendant, is a registered Democrat and served as Barack Obama's ambassador to the European Union. He also happens to be on the board of Staple Street Capital, the private equity firm that owns a stake in Dominion Voting Systems. (DUN DUN!)

I plan to sue OAN for not hiring me as their lawyer, as I would have made sure that the lawsuit had named the real villains in this case, the RAND Corp. and the reverse vampires!

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