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Brian Bixby's avatar

They'll happily buy all the petroleum that Russia can't sell elsewhere, though.

Edmund Walker's avatar

OANN = Orange Asshole Nutjob Nonsense.

cowboyinbrla's avatar

The same way CNN ("Cable News Network") is one. Your point is a valid one for broadcast media, but in the cable/satellite/streaming world, what we used to call a "channel" is now a "network".

Pilgrim's avatar

I miss words having meanings.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Too late, AT&T – the Flown family talking machines' business went elsewhere, entirely because y'all cooked up that OAN mutant "network" in the first place.

dental floss tycoon's avatar

i heard it as “so where do you buy banjo strings ?”

gene108's avatar

Swiss bankers support all kinds of unethical things, because it’s all about their clients’ money.

It should surprise no one they do nothing with the Russian money in their banks.

Jensie's avatar

Why punish the Russian people any more than they already have been?

insert_something_creative's avatar

OAN seems to suggest a First Amendment claim based on a plot to "impede the right of American television viewers to watch the news media channels and programs of their choice."

I don't recall the 1A mentioning anything about "American television viewers," you fucking idiots.

BearLeft's avatar

'Soon as I saw "Bad Court Thingy," I knew it must be our Five Dollar Feminist. I love it when Liz gets technical like that.

Don'cha just love when RWNJs try to get government to regulate private business when it suits them? Strange bedfuckers . . .

XYZ's avatar

I couldn't put up with even FOUR MINUTES of Smegyn Kelly.

XYZ's avatar

...and put raisins in it, just for spite.

CripesAmighty's avatar

They got Volvos to sell.

Blue Man's avatar

I love the smell of right-wing desperation in the evening...

Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

See, the chairman of AT&T's board, William Kennard, who is also a named defendant, is a registered Democrat and served as Barack Obama's ambassador to the European Union. He also happens to be on the board of Staple Street Capital, the private equity firm that owns a stake in Dominion Voting Systems. (DUN DUN!)

I plan to sue OAN for not hiring me as their lawyer, as I would have made sure that the lawsuit had named the real villains in this case, the RAND Corp. and the reverse vampires!