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Even being a native speaker of Amerikun, I still don't get what she is trying to say. And what is with that picture that looks "enhanced." I think Trump has proven that we shouldn't hire lawyers just because they look fuckable (I don't mean Nosferatu and Cohen, I mean the latest two we hear lame excuses from.)

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(did you mean a pogrom?)(I apologize if I misunderstood)

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That reminds me of a "The Kids in the Hall" sketch in which Foley plays a pilot who was on trial for eating his passengers when he panicked while waiting out a delay on the runway

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how is this Tub-a-Lardo worth going to prison for?

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I'd fail right there as I doubt I could stay awake for 3 years of law school (staying awake for med school was a little "easier" once I started taking notes on EVERYTHING but then the rules changed once I got to the clinical rotations)

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(Some of us think we want one but once we realize how oppressive, bossy and full of shit they are, we realize our mistake.)

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my sister-in-law recommended one and I kinda liked it.

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I didn't know you could alter an OER (I didn't stick around long enough so I found them an exercise in trying to pull nice words out of your ass, particularly as I was very boring and introverted)

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Hey, 'Tsup?! I'll have two large coffees and a dozen donuts. What? This isn't a drivethru?

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I misread that as "Vuvuzuelan"

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It is so sad to see the rightwing looney fringe start to fight amongst themselves. So Lindell was deep state all along. Wowsers.

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A tolerance for tedium is one of the most important skills for an attorney

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He used whiteout to change a 2 to a 1, on the senior evaluator profile box. A 2 meant that the officer in question had no chance of becoming a general officer. He couldn't bear that.

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I tried the Rosetta too, but it was all Greek to me. Well, 2/3 Greek, anyway.

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I think he gets dirt on people and then uses it against them. As well, if you latch on to the Tub, he will tell you he'll make you wealthier. Lots of people have already been convicted for criming for him but he Pardoned many of them. He lost that magic wand of Pardon.

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