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Bufford's avatar

"serve the people" seriously, we are well beyond that quaint notion. You're a fuckin groomer dude! End of story, the people have been served.

PhoenixDogLover's avatar

Indeed. I joked about that with the guy at check-in. He said, "A week."

Whale Chowder's avatar

I think it might have turned into a black eye.

insert_something_creative's avatar

My only guesses are that they really thought they'd be "welcomed as liberators" or whatever and not actually face any trouble for storming the Capitol. They'd be treated as heroes, so why risk running afoul of local firearm laws? Another option is plausible deniability. Bringing obviously illegal guns undercuts the argument that they were there for a peaceful protest.

blackspeak's avatar

All the Oaf Kreepers should go to prison for no less than 10 years with a $10,000.00 fine...

Querolous's avatar

Boost Dieu...Viral Bugaloo!

Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

Oaf Kiesters, Plowed Boys, (bottom) III%ers, Boogaloo Boyz, Q-Tips, "Low-T" Carlson, assorted Kluckers and Nazis, and other assorted lowlifes all deserve to be receivers of Ten years in Leavenworth, eleven years in Twelveworth, and life before a firing squad with no possibility of five and ten in Woolworth.

Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

You can't fight in the war room!

Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

Unpossible. I'm a very open commie who is right-handed, but semi-ambidextrous.

Brian Bixby's avatar

You forgot the /sarcasm tag. At least I hope so...

marydn's avatar

I smell a tick 'cause that's what it looks like. Tickman to the rescue!

Mark Linimon's avatar

Oh, I can *imagine* what I would have done while acting as "protection" for Roger Stone.

Unfortunately there are commenting rules.

Mark Linimon's avatar

Thanks. I desperately needed a laugh today.

Mark Linimon's avatar

Suddenly I find myself hearing Aaron Neville siging a capella.