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"serve the people" seriously, we are well beyond that quaint notion. You're a fuckin groomer dude! End of story, the people have been served.

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I hear you.

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Indeed. I joked about that with the guy at check-in. He said, "A week."

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I think it might have turned into a black eye.

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My only guesses are that they really thought they'd be "welcomed as liberators" or whatever and not actually face any trouble for storming the Capitol. They'd be treated as heroes, so why risk running afoul of local firearm laws? Another option is plausible deniability. Bringing obviously illegal guns undercuts the argument that they were there for a peaceful protest.

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All the Oaf Kreepers should go to prison for no less than 10 years with a $10,000.00 fine...

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Rommel?

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Boost Dieu...Viral Bugaloo!

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Oaf Kiesters, Plowed Boys, (bottom) III%ers, Boogaloo Boyz, Q-Tips, "Low-T" Carlson, assorted Kluckers and Nazis, and other assorted lowlifes all deserve to be receivers of Ten years in Leavenworth, eleven years in Twelveworth, and life before a firing squad with no possibility of five and ten in Woolworth.

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You can't fight in the war room!

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Unpossible. I'm a very open commie who is right-handed, but semi-ambidextrous.

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You forgot the /sarcasm tag. At least I hope so...

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I smell a tick 'cause that's what it looks like. Tickman to the rescue!

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Oh, I can *imagine* what I would have done while acting as "protection" for Roger Stone.

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Thanks. I desperately needed a laugh today.

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Suddenly I find myself hearing Aaron Neville siging a capella.

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