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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I could probably find a "Brine Williams" or "Life of Brine" pun but since property restrictions prevent me from extracting it, I'm out of luck.

bobbert's avatar

A rousing acclamation for suspension of disbelief.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

You, Sir, are a true patriot, defending us from the Canadian Menace. http://www.standingonguard....

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Excellent point. Don't these ijits have jobs? I mean, guns and big 4x4 trucks are expensive.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Dunno what they call it now, but back in the day the Navy called that enlistment deal a "Kiddie Cruise".

April's avatar

Pretty sure they speak Morans.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Well, ever since Loretta Sue got that boob job, the tips at Teaser's have been a lot better.

bernieo's avatar

The media seems to have forgotten the lessons from Oklahoma City which happened 20 years ago in their obsession with Islamic terrorists. Domestic terrorism by people who look like them or their relatives is too uncomfortable to address and offends conservatives who prefer to see non Christians, especially brown-skinned ones, demonized. Acts of domestic terrorism (shooting of Gabby Giffords, the guy who flew his plane into an IRS building, etc.) they are dismissed as acts of unstable loners. Yet the media obsesses about the radicalization of lone Islamic terrorists who have been radicalized online. Potential domestic terrorists who are clearly being radicalized online? No big deal.We ignore this at our peril - and we owe it to the victims of the Oklahoma City bombing to expose the evils from the anti-government radicals.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

I would imagine that my wife considers herself to be something of an oaf keeper.

GarColga's avatar

Man invites clowns to mining claim, is surprised when a circus breaks out.

yourlizardoverlord's avatar

The oaf kreepers vision for merica is basically a christian Somalia.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

To shut these OathDouchies down, just ask them if their love for the Constitution has prompted them to do any clinic escorts lately.It's fun to watch them fizzle.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Wolveriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!!!

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Probably more bruising than they're used to...

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Something tells me that guy will be first to the border...

...dressed as a woman, with a ticket to Sweden.