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TundraGrifter's avatar

"...seduced by pictures of cute girls studying in pajama bottoms..."

I'd tuck that.

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

And it isn't just as simple as for profit, once around.

You "gradjiate" from said "institutions" to discover your "diploma" has the value of thrice used tp. So one perhaps returns to said "institution" to complain, and one is told "Well, if you just take these other courses ..." which translates to even more muneez (NEEDZ MOAR LOANZ). Well you see where this is going. And I've only described one circular-indebtedness-increasing scenario.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Graduates with no hope celebrate school completion while country <a href="http:\/\/l2.yimg.com\/bt\/api\/res\/1.2\/.5eUejnP7yalWk5kAgoomA--\/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--\/http:\/\/media.zenfs.com\/en\/blogs\/thesideshow\/fire-graduation-photo.jpg" target="_blank">burns</a>

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chascates's avatar

Next time: let the friggin' banks and finance companies fail and write-off all the student loans.

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Mahousu's avatar

Wonkette traditions - nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>...you are part of the 49.5% of Americans who do not pay income tax because you prefer to suck on the government’s teat.</i>

Random thought, but can you imagine what life would have been like if Fox News was around during the Great Society? **shivers**

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PubOption's avatar

Waste of time clicking on the link, the girl was wearing a top as well as the pajama bottoms.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>the Department of Education “exceeded its statutory authority” with the gainful employment regulations.</i>

Not to mention that their graduates don't get hired mostly because their school name on a resume only provides comic relief for the HR person who is reviewing it and filler for the wastebasket it gets filed in.

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