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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Yes, but perspective doesn't let Ken explain again that Barack Obama is morally weak.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They don't call it "The One Star State" for nothing.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Good idea! He'd have the horse sense to straighten this mess out.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Oh, pish-posh, you guys! I know it doesn't feel like it at the moment, but America has done a lot of good in the world. Hardly unvarnished, and balanced by a lot of bad, but good all the same.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Oh, I hear ya, brother. I often despair. Hell, isn't that part of why we come here to Wonkette: to try to laugh through the horror of Modern America? But, somehow, and perhaps just through sheer denial, I'm optimistic that we'll muddle through somehow. It most certainly won't be pretty, and the end result might not be all we'd hoped, but probably better than we expect. (When we're living under Alaskan law and being sent to "proud American" reeducation camps, feel free to say, "I told ya so!")

fuflans's avatar

or anything political by sting?

Joshua Norton's avatar

I come to this website for the promise of Meghan McCain boob shots. My disappointment is boundless.

Mahousu's avatar

I think these are pretty close to what you're looking for: <a href="http://www.nctimes.com/news..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.nctimes.com/news/local/image_cc8c6a79-...">http://www.nctimes.com/news...

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I'd like to get a copy of that sign for the restroom here at work.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

For those of you without a dental plan, free X-Rays!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Solar plants and wind farms just aren't as exciting as noocularr plants.