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Yes, but perspective doesn't let Ken explain again that Barack Obama is morally weak.

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They don't call it "The One Star State" for nothing.

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Good idea! He'd have the horse sense to straighten this mess out.

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Oh, pish-posh, you guys! I know it doesn't feel like it at the moment, but America has done a lot of good in the world. Hardly unvarnished, and balanced by a lot of bad, but good all the same.

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Oh, I hear ya, brother. I often despair. Hell, isn't that part of why we come here to Wonkette: to try to laugh through the horror of Modern America? But, somehow, and perhaps just through sheer denial, I'm optimistic that we'll muddle through somehow. It most certainly won't be pretty, and the end result might not be all we'd hoped, but probably better than we expect. (When we're living under Alaskan law and being sent to "proud American" reeducation camps, feel free to say, "I told ya so!")

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or anything political by sting?

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I come to this website for the promise of Meghan McCain boob shots. My disappointment is boundless.

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I'd like to get a copy of that sign for the restroom here at work.

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For those of you without a dental plan, free X-Rays!

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Solar plants and wind farms just aren't as exciting as noocularr plants.

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So far.

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