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BJW's avatar

C'mon, we know it's "Klaatu barada nikto!"

BJW's avatar

Sounds like it would be good without even going to the trouble of using kale.

Truly Madly Derply's avatar

Nothing a little Bamz can't fix.

Queen Méabh's avatar

It is perfectly possible to be "coldhearted" and still have empathy. I have a very logical, rational personality and the only thing I am sentimental about is babies and kittens. But I have a lot of empathy, which some of my more emotional and sentimental friends do not seem to have except for people just like them, or for people whose experiences they, themselves, have shared. When they travel they seem to notice only the differences between people and never see the similarities.

Michael Loraine's avatar

I'm going to move to Cuba so I can vote for Obama to be Dictator for Life (or at least until the next Ides of March).

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Saturday: Tax cuts will solve all these problems.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Wing nut grammar checker suggests:

an indifferent, lazy Negro who cares more about basketball and selfies than actually doing his job

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Sunday: all women should be on their knees

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

WRONG! Dubya was not pre-empted. He finished the reading.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Dick o' the Day is a big title for someone with such teeny, tiny, micro fingers.

YourNameHere's avatar

Yay! YAY. I'm cheering! I will get a special cheer outfit if needed! Lift the ban!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"tourist trio" is probably "tourist trip"

calliecallie's avatar

McDonald's for everybody!

calliecallie's avatar

Plus it would melt. Because Cuba.