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"We weren't going to send them to Kansas anyway, you fuckwit, you can barely keep your citizens alive. Stop holding up progress and go back to the barn where you were born." - Pres 0fuckstogive

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Boo for Senator Roberts for being a seven-layer taco salad of assholiness in blocking his confirmation for so long.

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I think it was the first season of Vikings. There’s the one old warrior fart. All his comrades in arms are dead and in Valhalla. All he wants to do is join them. He begs Ragnar to let him raid and find death in battle.

Promise me something you can’t. Tell me this is the last battle and I will gladly gird my armament and march for the last time. I’ll take as many with me as I can. This old soldier is looking forward to the celestial banquet.

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Just as the weed of crime bears bitter fruit, the fruit of crime makes icky jam!

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Alex Jones already thinks that he did that, and named her Michelle. Yes, he's a whirling douchebag.

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I'm in Central FL, and we had a case of the Toad Stranglers yesterday.

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"Hell's portal?" Ybor City?

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Ummm, because reasons......really, really, good reasons....uh both sides do it! (fuck if I know)

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No, I should apologize. My foot's hurting me, and I'm a tad distracted.

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I'm flatfooted (worn supports for 30+ years), and the tendons over the inner ankle joint are stretched and inflamed. Hurts like a herd of little pain mice.

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It comes and goes, depending on how much I use it. And my Dr. tells me I cannot have the booze until July (he's worried about my liver).

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The Demon Herb? Not in FL, and definitely Right Out where I work (which is law enforcement).

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Sadly no. I have a brace, worn in my shoe. I thinks I shall have a word with the feet doctor. Thank you for the good wishes!

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No judgement, but pouring hot coffee on my staff is not my thang.

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Are we going to have to put you in Room 101 again?

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