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Dear Free B(e)acon:

Usually it is called a "dog whistle" -- not an air horn.

Next time be a little more subtle, like using the words <i>Knickers, niggardly, dark horse, enigmas,</i> and of course, <i>tar-baby</i> into your story.

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what?

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And a failed pundit, failed journalist, failed mother, failed college student, failed follower of jesus... the list just goes on and on...

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i think the key question here is what is he doing on wonkette?

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well to be fair, who isn't?

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WIN !

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Those may be the last sports that actually are dominated by white people. (And hockey, but that's awfully working-class.) Golf, cricket, and tennis got s(p)oiled years ago.

There's always yachting, but there are about as many Democrats as blacks in yachting circles. It's hard to have a fundraiser with three guests, no matter how much you charge them.

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Of course he had to come up with twisted, convoluted reasons to dislike the attendees.

You can't just speak the truth these days: Black = Scary

Why is this so hard for people to understand? I'm pretty sure this is in the Bible somewhere...

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Black millionaires, who are you kidding? Really? Do the Republicans know about this?

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Wins in the Mom Jeans category and Luxemburg tax havens Fails in shopping for groceries and home improvement/repair

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There is a hilarious Richard Pryor bit where that's basically what he did. Before he dropped the word forever, of course.

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Thanks rich NBA athlete for all your job creation. Do you enjoy dressage and if so, what is the name of your dancing, prancing pony?

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If were were a pro basketball player for 9 years and you've been out of the game more than about 2 years, you would have declared BK by now.

Just sayin'.

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"The greatest basketball player of all time..."

Bill Russell libel!

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Based on the reports of the Romney Family 4th of July Picnic and Field Day, the theme of a (r)Money fundraiser would be any game Mittens is guaranteed to win.

Mr. Obama is well-known for getting very upset if anyone ever tries to play "client golf" with him.

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Which Wonketter came up with that?

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