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Yes I am aware of both their extra-curricular activities. But let me put it this way: I am not about to issue tickets for jaywalking if they park their cars a teensy bit over the painted line.

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EVENTUALLY he got his.

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I am guessing you don't know about either of their alleged off-stage or -court behavior. They should be dissed on spec. It might not be correct this time but for some future misdeed.

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EVENTUALLY he did.

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Hitler got his eventually and Orange Hitler will too, and it won't take a world at war.

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If they had nothing to do at all with the subject at hand, yes!

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Yes, way too much. He and CNN own this mess, giving free airtime because amusing.

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Can one really libel either?

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Just be so glad it isn't you. I also think about Jessica Mitford, a very conscientious person, who could have shot Hitler right in the heart but didn't. I don't know how she felt all those years later. Makes me glad I'm just an ordinary Joe.

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Enough of almost anything will make you numb.

Georgie Jr. is supposedly sober, so no numbers for him. He's having to live with this and the fact that he caused it all with a clear head and a newborn x-tians heart.

Surprised he isn't painting with his own blood.

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I'd be some kind of addict. The kind that makes you numb.

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That's more guilt than I could live with I think but then, I wouldn't have ever done such things as the bush brigade did.

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"jazz, blues, or rock music for Elvis to steal" - Don't forget, Gene Autry stole country music too. In the early 20th century country & blues were basically the same thing, just like country is basically rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll is basically the blues. Big Band Jazz was instrumental in teaching white people to appreciate black music. Prior to that we North American crackers generally sang hymns & composed orchestras, & our souls were obviously missing something. (our greatest soul musicians were gypsies, and NO GYPSIES ALLOWED signs were all over the Mayflower & Titanic & HMS Pinafore, the Nina & Pinta & Santa Maria, the Edmund Fitzgerald and there was one on that f'ing duck boat the other day too.)

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Ditto. I'm really enjoying Stephen's snark

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Next question: WHAT DID CHARLES BARKLEY AND CHRIS ROCK DO??

Libelz??!

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