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Well considering proto-teabaggers killed a number of Sikhs a few days after 9/11, I would wager the number is lower. <a href="http://fateh.sikhnet.com/s/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://fateh.sikhnet.com/s/SikhsMeetWhiteHouse">http://fateh.sikhnet.com/s/...

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It would like a fleshy crater.

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Ah....good point. The equation is incomplete without that piece.

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I was going to suggest the same thing. Plus, it would renew interest in wearing hats again. The hat industry flourishes, people go back to work making hats, economy grows - Democrats sweep in November.

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And yes...I like saying Snappy Fedora as well.

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I assume that the Sikh vote in the USA is either small and poorly organized, or else they tend to vote republican.

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I can't help but wonder, if there had been no major terrorist attack on 9/11, would the American People give a ripe shit about the president going to India, visiting a temple while there, and wearing whatever getup they told him to? If the answer is 'no, indeed there would not be a problem with this,' then haven't the terrorists won?

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I'd love to be able to wear hats, but I have really wiry coarse hair. Once I take off the hat, I wind up looking like Henry Spence.

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I think he could get away with this hat. <a href="http://rlv.zcache.com/happi..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://rlv.zcache.com/happiness_muslim_hat-p14876...">http://rlv.zcache.com/happi...

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too bad it's only 2 inches long!

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