Obama Celebrates Thanksgiving By Reminding America of Its Dysfunction
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Aw, Sasha and Malia Obama looked sort of annoyed and bored, like the rest of America, during their dad's ritual Thanksgiving lecture explaining how it would be impossible for him to do so much as rescue a single freaking turkey from death were this subject to a vote from Congress, even to save "Liberty" and "Peace," which conveniently happen to be the names of this year's two officially pardoned fowl. "Civil Rights" and "Economic Security" are currently making their final stops at a slaughterhouse outside of Toledo. It's an awkward metaphor, see!
Obama Celebrates Thanksgiving By Reminding America of Its Dysfunction
Obama Celebrates Thanksgiving By Reminding…
Obama Celebrates Thanksgiving By Reminding America of Its Dysfunction
Aw, Sasha and Malia Obama looked sort of annoyed and bored, like the rest of America, during their dad's ritual Thanksgiving lecture explaining how it would be impossible for him to do so much as rescue a single freaking turkey from death were this subject to a vote from Congress, even to save "Liberty" and "Peace," which conveniently happen to be the names of this year's two officially pardoned fowl. "Civil Rights" and "Economic Security" are currently making their final stops at a slaughterhouse outside of Toledo. It's an awkward metaphor, see!