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BJW's avatar

I'd vote Trump for that...wait, no. Can't be that mean to the snakes.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

ENORMOUS-er

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tomamitai's avatar

Silly dragon, RWNJ NEVER admit when they're wrong about liberal take-overs or the date of the apocalypse!

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Black helicopters, blue helmets (UN)

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Lizzietish81's avatar

That IS a Kennedy tradition after all.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

think you coulda stopped with "RWNJ never admit when they're wrong" ^.^

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

So much for our little peace and prosperity break. Now the Republicans will try to elect some fucking idiot to start a bunch of shit.

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Rick Hill's avatar

With great power comes great responsiblity

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Lizzietish81's avatar

And lots of pussy

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

A little louder, please, for the microphones.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Now they can wield it from afar.

$$$$$

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Also, at just about the time that Trump published a book bragging about how he out-negotiated Merv Griffin it became embarrassingly obvious that Merv had taken him to the cleaners. (OK, I'll modify that sinceTrump is incapable of embarrassment.)

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

“There’s a lot that I’d like to do to keep America moving. But the law is the law, and no person is above the law, not even the president.”

This is a flagrant violation of the Nixon Doctrine. Inpeeeeeecccchhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1,1,1111!!!!<1

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nightmoth's avatar

It's so cool that he cares about his father's homeland enough to speak truth to the power there. (And I'd vote for him again, especially since he's become get-with-the-program, don't givafuck Obama.)

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YayConspiracy's avatar

In fact, the 'Hillary' who is running for president now, is not the same person as the wife of president Bill Clinton. Rumour has it that she is the same person as the one who claims not to be born in Kenya. Wink, wink, nudge nudge. Come on Alex J. connect the dots.

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