President Obama told the African Union that he's badass and he could win a third term as president of US America, but he doesn't want to. Because why? Because he wants to be president of Africa, where he was born from Saul Alinsky's vagina! No just kidding. Presidenting is HARD, and when you're a Former President of US America, your entire life is blowjobs and candy canes and sneaking cigarettes when mean Michelle isn't looking and oh also, you are rich:
Also, at just about the time that Trump published a book bragging about how he out-negotiated Merv Griffin it became embarrassingly obvious that Merv had taken him to the cleaners. (OK, I'll modify that sinceTrump is incapable of embarrassment.)
It's so cool that he cares about his father's homeland enough to speak truth to the power there. (And I'd vote for him again, especially since he's become get-with-the-program, don't givafuck Obama.)
In fact, the 'Hillary' who is running for president now, is not the same person as the wife of president Bill Clinton. Rumour has it that she is the same person as the one who claims not to be born in Kenya. Wink, wink, nudge nudge. Come on Alex J. connect the dots.
I'd vote Trump for that...wait, no. Can't be that mean to the snakes.
Again.
ENORMOUS-er
Silly dragon, RWNJ NEVER admit when they're wrong about liberal take-overs or the date of the apocalypse!
Black helicopters, blue helmets (UN)
That IS a Kennedy tradition after all.
think you coulda stopped with "RWNJ never admit when they're wrong" ^.^
So much for our little peace and prosperity break. Now the Republicans will try to elect some fucking idiot to start a bunch of shit.
With great power comes great responsiblity
And lots of pussy
A little louder, please, for the microphones.
Now they can wield it from afar.
$$$$$
Also, at just about the time that Trump published a book bragging about how he out-negotiated Merv Griffin it became embarrassingly obvious that Merv had taken him to the cleaners. (OK, I'll modify that sinceTrump is incapable of embarrassment.)
“There’s a lot that I’d like to do to keep America moving. But the law is the law, and no person is above the law, not even the president.”
This is a flagrant violation of the Nixon Doctrine. Inpeeeeeecccchhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1,1,1111!!!!<1
It's so cool that he cares about his father's homeland enough to speak truth to the power there. (And I'd vote for him again, especially since he's become get-with-the-program, don't givafuck Obama.)
In fact, the 'Hillary' who is running for president now, is not the same person as the wife of president Bill Clinton. Rumour has it that she is the same person as the one who claims not to be born in Kenya. Wink, wink, nudge nudge. Come on Alex J. connect the dots.