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Uh, I'm am wondering why aspirin also does not require a prescription for 15 year old girls, because we know that works better than plan b, amirite?

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Agreed.

However, you have to admit that it would be helpful if, on the occasions when Obama inexplicably decides to retain one of W's douchebag policies, he would label it more accurately, like maybe with #Demfail in the legislation. Or just the letter W in the bill number, or some such.

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American exceptionalism at its finest. Guns for all, medical care for those who can afford it.

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Now if these young harlots wanted to buy gunz, there'd be no problem at all!

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It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.

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How about teh 14-year-old gheys? Can they buy 'em? Or undocumented gay immigrants?

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"I'm tired of all these motherfuckin Republicans in the motherfuckin House!"

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I thought this sort of Jeebus-vs-FDA shit was suppposed to have stopped when we finally rid ourselves of Dumbya and his Xtard appointees. WTF is going on here?

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Kansas.

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Austin's radio talktards remarked on yesterday's announcement about the 15-year-old eligibility by shouting "THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOUR LITTLE GIRL TO HAVE SEX!!!"

They suggested stocking Plan B next to the candy. They accused the feds of promoting crime since the age of consent is not 15.

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