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artem1s's avatar

actually doing their jerbs, also,too

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willi0000000's avatar

now that would be something to slip into the teleprompter for Obama's next speech on jobs for veterans!

[the sound of asploding pug heads would be heard 'round the world]

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willi0000000's avatar

from The Book of Wonderfulness™

"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

"Are there no workhouses?"

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

A good opportunity to remind the world of the essential smallness of Ronald Reagan, a man so ideologically petty that he ordered the solar panels on the White House to be removed.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

I volunteer to play tom-tom.

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willi0000000's avatar

when did you move to California?

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willi0000000's avatar

do for-profit prisons count?

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willi0000000's avatar

it's good to know that the band bus won't get lost.

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willi0000000's avatar

the pugs are depending on one law of nature to derail this, and any other progressive idea:

"no matter how fast light is, the dark always gets there first"

[thanks, Sir Pterry]

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OzoneTom's avatar

You can't have a rainbow without sunshine!

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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

I think Nut is the goddess of food allergies. She is vengeful and demands many human sacrifices every year.

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Boscoe's avatar

So... jobs for vets, working with clean, renewable sources of energy that don't pollute the environment? WHO could possibly have a problem with THAT?

HAhAhahahahahahahahaha

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Boscoe's avatar

The sun attacks us with cancer every single day! When is Obummer going to take the solar threat seriously and call it terrorism like it so clearly IS??!? Obviously we should be bombing the sun, not making DEALS with it! Even Sarah Palin could understand THAT!

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Boscoe's avatar

...You have failed me for the last time...

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Boscoe's avatar

Splitters!

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