President Obama hosted a town-hall forum on business and finance, which was aired on CNBC today and was for some reason held at the Newseum, that place where they display front pages of newspapers out front like Lenin's body. It turns out many people are angry at Obama for "hating business," despite his having done things like rescuing America's financial firms and auto companies without stoking a justifiable populist revolt against these poorly-behaving businesses. The first question came from a woman who said something about how she and her husband were "beyond the hot dog and beans era of our lives," and people continued to be blame-y from there.
It would be just plain rude to make "franks" and "hot dogs" and "pork" jokes in response to that woman's remarks. So here goes:
Hot dogs and beans are such a good source of domestic gas, I say "grill baby grill". Frankly the franks should be taken off the table. Why does she hate our national dish (and the troops) so much? Now the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council will complain. (really! google 'em)
Kids in private schools, AND gainfully employed? HOBO POSEUR! Not enough unintelligible shriek salad content to qualify as a teabagger hero. Plus also that pigment issue. Look lady, quite frankly, if you want to become the next spokesperson for the teevee box hypnotoad overlords... then you need to work on your Kenyan-based disrespect. While browns versus browns is all the rage nowadays, you have to maintain the standard Baggerese shredding of the language, or else all the pale Fatty McScooterpilots will become despondent (rage at racial preferences). Repeating "quite frankly" isn't going to cut it when there are those Ororas out there truly destroying comprehensible language.
I didn't realize Obama was only elected "president of the middle class." Some enterprising politician needs to figure out how to get more poor people to vote. They are, after all, America's fastest growing demographic group.
Needz moar witchcraft & wanking.
usually when someone says "frankly" or "to be honest", the next words they utter are disingenuous.
Like if I were to say, "Frankly the Bush tax cuts made a huge difference to my financial situation."
Nonsense. He played Modern Warfare while he was President.
It would be just plain rude to make "franks" and "hot dogs" and "pork" jokes in response to that woman's remarks. So here goes:
Hot dogs and beans are such a good source of domestic gas, I say "grill baby grill". Frankly the franks should be taken off the table. Why does she hate our national dish (and the troops) so much? Now the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council will complain. (really! google 'em)
Kids in private schools, AND gainfully employed? HOBO POSEUR! Not enough unintelligible shriek salad content to qualify as a teabagger hero. Plus also that pigment issue. Look lady, quite frankly, if you want to become the next spokesperson for the teevee box hypnotoad overlords... then you need to work on your Kenyan-based disrespect. While browns versus browns is all the rage nowadays, you have to maintain the standard Baggerese shredding of the language, or else all the pale Fatty McScooterpilots will become despondent (rage at racial preferences). Repeating "quite frankly" isn't going to cut it when there are those Ororas out there truly destroying comprehensible language.
I didn't realize Obama was only elected "president of the middle class." Some enterprising politician needs to figure out how to get more poor people to vote. They are, after all, America's fastest growing demographic group.
Obviously she has a job...Maybe she didn't get a raise this year?
"Lady, just wait till Boehner's the new Speaker. You'll be goddamned lucky to find an empty can to gnaw on."
You know who I blame this on? Society.
well I don't a jet pack yet, do you?