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The Quirk's avatar

The invisible hand is giving us the finger.

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Having been unemployed for a year and a half, I'd give my left nipple for ONE part-time job.

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I want Kortney's job w/ veggies.

MissusBarry's avatar

But those tax cuts could end some day. If they use their cash reserves on normal payroll and have to maybe pay $3.25 in taxes in 2017, where would the golden parachute and executive bonus money come from?!? Tragic and disastrous stuff.

PsycWench's avatar

you'd think Twitter would be hiring.

Fartknocker's avatar

Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and show my toilet how Trickle down economics works.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Trust me. That actually doesn't work as well as FlownOver makes it sound.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

You forgot OKIYAR rule. Also skin color rule. Also Reagan used his charisma to make Repubicans stop blowing him and "raise the damn taxes you cocksuckers."

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Kortney loves her job. And I love Kortney.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

This is like Christmas in July for the Repubicans. "Obama's high taxes are killing jobs." Which reminds me that back when it was Christmas in December the Repubicans got Bush's tax cuts extended. That worked out real well, didn't it?

I think we're seeing the first vibrations of the deficit default earthquake. Businesses and markets are uncertain if, when or how the debt ceiling will play out. Inflation, high borrowing costs, lack of consumer confidence, slowdown as spending decelerates -- all those risks are on the horizon. I wouldn't hire right now either.

The Quirk's avatar

TAX ABORTIONS. Then everybody's happy!