Obama Finally Does Something To Win Rush Limbaugh's Praise

All praise to Barack Obama, killer of that Arab guy who inspired the killing of 3,000 ofourguys before we killed like 600,000 of "his guys" (Arab people in four or five countries, mostly Iraq). And finally, radio pinup Rush Limbaugh has praised our colored president. How do we know this? Because we listen to AM talk radio 24 hours a day, while watching Fox News and probably a reality show calledExtreme Fartingon 97-inch flat screens bought with the proceeds from selling mama's pills to the other hourly workers at Jiffy Lube.

Anyway, tell us what happened, Tony Pierce of the LAT:  

Rush Limbaugh began his radio show Monday morning praising President Obama for his leadership in the demise of Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden ....

"Ladies and gentlemen, we need to open the program today by congratulating President Obama," Limbaugh said. "President Obama has done something extremely effective and when he does, this needs to be pointed out. President Obama has continued the Bush policies of keeping a military presence in the Middle East. He did not scrub the mission to get Bin Laden. In fact, it may be that President Obama single-handedly came up with the technique in order to pull this off."

We hope Obama kills somebodyreallybitchin' next time, like the "Queen Mum" or Malcolm X. [ LAT ]