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Major_Major_Major's avatar

No worries, Dominic. Caffeine up, I am already a pot and a half in.

Bill Slider's avatar

I think we can trust those secret nuclear codes with you more than with Trump, so don't panic. You'll be OK.

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Letting Trump build hotels in China may be a cheap way of avoiding World War III. Putin is willing to let Trump build hotels in Russia. If that's what it takes. Why can't China?

It's Just Toomush's avatar

Or else he and Putey will talk sternly to Xi Jinping.....

goCatgo's avatar

With pretty fringe.

$136050197's avatar

I always tell them to ask the IRS to audit them if they're so pure.

$136050197's avatar

Now that's a scary picture...

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Jan 20th at 11:00 am would work for me - all the Trumpkins will have spent money in DC, which can always use it (actual DC businesses and stuff, not on Congress).

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

America isn't above destroying democracies in the US anymore.

doktorzoom's avatar

Lemur ducklings are pretty cute...

Crystalclear12's avatar

ask most North Carolinians

Doug Langley's avatar

As opposed to Hillary, who loved Kate McKinnon's spoofing of her.

Cogswell's avatar

That's the perfect solution. Make it so costly to own guns and buy ammo that none of them can afford it.