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No worries, Dominic. Caffeine up, I am already a pot and a half in.

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I think we can trust those secret nuclear codes with you more than with Trump, so don't panic. You'll be OK.

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Letting Trump build hotels in China may be a cheap way of avoiding World War III. Putin is willing to let Trump build hotels in Russia. If that's what it takes. Why can't China?

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Or else he and Putey will talk sternly to Xi Jinping.....

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With pretty fringe.

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Elon Musk?

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I always tell them to ask the IRS to audit them if they're so pure.

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Now that's a scary picture...

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Jan 20th at 11:00 am would work for me - all the Trumpkins will have spent money in DC, which can always use it (actual DC businesses and stuff, not on Congress).

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America isn't above destroying democracies in the US anymore.

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Lemur ducklings are pretty cute...

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Bill Gates when he got married?

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It worked for Lucy Van Pelt. http://68.media.tumblr.com/...

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ask most North Carolinians

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As opposed to Hillary, who loved Kate McKinnon's spoofing of her.

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That's the perfect solution. Make it so costly to own guns and buy ammo that none of them can afford it.

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