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Hey, most Texans think they won at the Alamo (where they chanted USA! USA! after kicking Santa Ana's ass.) Some of 'em even think Bush was a great president -- I think it's the heat that gets to 'em.

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Boehner likes to golf. Where was he all day Monday?

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and izzard.

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GWB = Golfing While Black

There's probably a joke in there somewhere, but I'm fucking tired. Someone help me out here.

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The British are telling <i>us</i> how to honor our war dead? That's cheeky. Our troops kicked British butt in the Revolutionary War, then kicked their ass again War of 1812. Then saved their ass in WWI. And saved their ass again in WWII. Perhaps the Brits should take note and work on their own golf game before they start crying in their cucumber sandwiches about how Americans do things.

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I'm sure sure you're right. I got my information from Michele Bachmann.

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Was he chewing gum?

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He shoulda been grilling burgers as God intended.

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You know what's REALLY unpatriotic? Trolly downfisting.

(I didn't see any downfisting. I just thought this was an essential point to make.)

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