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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I miss the Stephen Junior updates.

IntRudder's avatar

Hey, South Carolina. I have a new flag for you. Get your crayons out.

whatwhomever's avatar

I'm going to party at work all day!

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

It was good, but I didn't care for this bit:

I know that Americans of goodwill continue to hold a wide range of views on this issue. Opposition in some cases has been based on sincere and deeply held beliefs. All of us who welcome today’s news should be mindful of that fact; recognize different viewpoints; revere our deep commitment to religious freedom.

I realize that bridge building, magnanimity, etc. are part of the Presidential victory speech template, but bleh.

Hate based on "sincere belief" is still hate. Freedom to say something stupid and hateful is not freedom from criticism for that hate speech no matter how old the book you based your opinions on is. And the "Christians are being persecuted" BS has already started up anyway. So. I say, screw 'em.

artem1s's avatar

congrats! what an interesting family tree your ancestors will have the joy of discovering! they are destroying the definition of 'traditional' family and dumping it in the dustbin of history. hooray!

thx Obama!

Reddishrabbit's avatar

So do thet think he personally didBENAAAGAHAZI!!!!1!!!1!!!1!!!I know the think he was in the love nest with his gay lover doing coke, but he actually was there two? Is there no stopping the all powerful incompetent didn't do this Nobama!!

hornheat,  IronGoddessOfMercy's avatar

True, that. He does well when he doesn't give a fuck anymore.

Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

justice that arrives like a thunderbolt

As opposed to the justice that storms off in a hissy-fit (I'm looking at you Scalia).

chicken thief's avatar

So this seals the deal, right? Obama has officially out-Hitlered Hitler now?

handyhippie65's avatar

legalize weed. i'd like to see it happen in my lifetime.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

change they can believe in...

Bill Slider's avatar

The only piece missing would be for the Vatican to announce a major change in the Church's position on same sex marriage, and that His Holiness will schedule same sex marriages when He visits the US this Fall.