Obama Is Just As Bored With All This Policy-y Health Care Whatever As Everyone Else
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The health care debate's fifteen minutes are finally, finally up. Ugh, do you even remember all that? Anyway, Obama will now solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, America's original synonym for "unable to be fixed with one swift gesture." Obama's (alleged!) new peace plan includes TEN swift gestures, which he will (allegedly!) present at a peace conference in Egypt at the end of the month. This does not leave much time for every person on Earth to begin absolutely despising each clause of the hated plan for quasi-personal reasons of varying legitimacy! Let's begin immediately.
Obama Is Just As Bored With All This Policy-y Health Care Whatever As Everyone Else
Obama Is Just As Bored With All This Policy-y…
Obama Is Just As Bored With All This Policy-y Health Care Whatever As Everyone Else
The health care debate's fifteen minutes are finally, finally up. Ugh, do you even remember all that? Anyway, Obama will now solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, America's original synonym for "unable to be fixed with one swift gesture." Obama's (alleged!) new peace plan includes TEN swift gestures, which he will (allegedly!) present at a peace conference in Egypt at the end of the month. This does not leave much time for every person on Earth to begin absolutely despising each clause of the hated plan for quasi-personal reasons of varying legitimacy! Let's begin immediately.