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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Color: Chocolate Brown Holo: There isn't a computer made that has the memory capacity to produce such a ginormous image.

bobbert's avatar

Okay. I'm medium drunk. But I got through the slight linkie problem. But then I cannot really figure out what the fuck the proprieter(ix?) is talking about. Perhaps I'll try again tomorrow.

bobbert's avatar

Fuck, I'm old.

bobbert's avatar

Well, shit, the Old Testament makes as much sense as anything Paul Ryan ever said.

Low bar, dude.

SullivanSt's avatar

I'll have the chicken, please.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Have you ever seen the two of them in the same place at the same time?

SullivanSt's avatar

You make Trix sad. Me too.

Shypixel's avatar

I think this was a mercy killing.

And being pro-life as they are, they had to wait until it had been born (published) before they could kill it in good conscience.

Shypixel's avatar

Can you really censor a steaming pile of shit?

I know you can censor a book, or a blog, or an article.

But all you can really do with shit is step in it or clean it up. Unless you are teatarded, then you can fling it.

EDIT: Also, as a teatard, you can then complain that nobody has cleaned up the shit you flung yet...

SullivanSt's avatar

I have to admit to having stumbled across snarkopolitan myself while trying to remember exactly why it was the name "Kevin DuJan" sounded familiar.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Amusingly, if you enter Dean Chambers into the search box on the Examiner site, the article is still listed. Also listed are some other fine examples of Chambers' near-Hoftian idiocy, including his map of the Mitt Romney landslide.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Prolly banging Michelle, but the White House can't put that out in a press release.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

besides, that shit was planted by a librul infiltrator

Shypixel's avatar

Could you imagine the outrage that someone was having sex in the White House?

Let alone a blah someone.