Jesus. And to think I accidentally bought "artificially flavoured whipped cream" flavoured vodka today. Before noon, thank you. You can't just ask for fucking vodka any more, can you? Here's to you, Rand Paul (raises artificially flavoured French imported vodka glass)! I mean, I saw the French flag on the label and thought "what could go wrong?" Evidently everything.
Over on Huffypoo, <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2014\/05\/09\/rand-paul-brackets_n_5297619.html" target="_blank">Linkins</a> has an article on #randbrackets. I particularly liked the last one:
The National Association for Gun Rights? Were guns underrepresented in our democracy? Who goes to their meetings to speak for them as they can&#039;t speak for themselves without injuring or killing someone.
If you think that&#039;s bad, you should have seen the flyer from the anti-miscegenation league that was placed under my windshield wiper:
&quot;Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real, they are serious and they are many. [Where all the white women at?]&quot; -President Barack Obama
Why bother using any part of the real quote? Just say whatever suits your fancy and then attribute it to the President anyway. It isn&#039;t like we have a functioning press that will call you out on it.
OT, but who was the Wonketeer interviewed on NPR this afternoon who said &quot;This may be snarky, but if smallpox is outlawed, only outlaws will have smallpox&quot;?
I got the same letter from Rand Paul and I live in central Texas.
Jesus. And to think I accidentally bought &quot;artificially flavoured whipped cream&quot; flavoured vodka today. Before noon, thank you. You can&#039;t just ask for fucking vodka any more, can you? Here&#039;s to you, Rand Paul (raises artificially flavoured French imported vodka glass)! I mean, I saw the French flag on the label and thought &quot;what could go wrong?&quot; Evidently everything.
PS It tastes like shit.
I thought it was 4 out of 5 [board-certified] ophthalmologists that did things, but they did it with walrus scrotums [and fake certifications].
Over on Huffypoo, <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2014\/05\/09\/rand-paul-brackets_n_5297619.html" target="_blank">Linkins</a> has an article on #randbrackets. I particularly liked the last one:
Call me [maybe]. -- Herman Melville
&quot;[Like all Republicans, I am a lying fucking asshole.]&quot;
-- Rand Paul
The National Association for Gun Rights? Were guns underrepresented in our democracy? Who goes to their meetings to speak for them as they can&#039;t speak for themselves without injuring or killing someone.
His pappy taught him well.
&quot;My name is Rand Paul and I [have regular intercourse with unwilling sheep]&quot;
IOW that lying bastard is using my tax dollars to campaign for 2016
it&#039;s OK, Rand probably plagiarized the letter anyways
If you think that&#039;s bad, you should have seen the flyer from the anti-miscegenation league that was placed under my windshield wiper:
&quot;Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real, they are serious and they are many. [Where all the white women at?]&quot; -President Barack Obama
Daddy says Lew Rockwell taught him well
Andrew Kaczynski? Ted&#039;s brother?
Why bother using any part of the real quote? Just say whatever suits your fancy and then attribute it to the President anyway. It isn&#039;t like we have a functioning press that will call you out on it.
OT, but who was the Wonketeer interviewed on NPR this afternoon who said &quot;This may be snarky, but if smallpox is outlawed, only outlaws will have smallpox&quot;?
in all fairness, a flaccid walrus penis doesn&#039;t do nearly the job of fighting cavities and giving you fresh breath