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Wouldn't it be great if the official reply, on official state stationery, with every seal, signature, and attached ribbon available, was

<i>Dear Arizona: Fuck you, and stop being idiots! Sincerely, Hawaii</i>

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They can probably change the rules, but the rules would have to apply to Obama and Romney equally. Whatever Romney can provide, Obama can match, so it's all a just a load of horseshit -- but the knuckle-draggers thrive on the stuff.

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Never mind the SUVs and pickups they insist on driving at 80 mph -- they'll be screaming about the price of a gallon of water <a href="http:\/\/www.scientificamerican.com\/article.cfm\?id=southwest-america-drying-climate&amp\;ref=rss" target="_blank">soon enough.</a>

I take great satisfaction in the fact that the oceans and atmosphere don't give a shit what the teabaggers believe.

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Needz moar profiling!!!

Arizona law, requiring poll workers to ID voters that they "suspect" might be furriners, coming up in 3, 2, 1...

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That's the "Latter Day Taints." (A common mistake, no problem.)

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"conservative radio talk show host Mike Broomhead"

You made that up, right?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Professional theraphy can certainly help. But at a certain point is does require residence at a 24/7 facility. It's a very difficult decision to make - although somewhat easier when the alternatives are fully factored in.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Aw, now, he's just a whimsical ol' torturer.

fuflans's avatar

i love that hawaii - routinely ranking in the top tier of states on many measures - is being asked to justify itself to fucking ARIZONA.

if i was an hawaiian official i'd be PISSED.

schmannity's avatar

Radio talk show host Mike Broomhead? Is he in drive time after the Vivian Vacuummouth show?

TundraGrifter's avatar

The state of Arizona is the sad, sad teenager who won't stop cutting and hurting herself.

It just breaks your heart that she must do this to feel anything at all. Pain is water in the emotional desert.

Worst of all, what is a parent to do?