Dame Peggington Noonington -- cat blogger ; astute observer of the painfully obvious ; and longtime sufferer of a crappy hotel room, thanks to Obama -- has some more unsolicited advice for the president, which he should definitely follow if he wants to be like that great bipartisan messiah, Saint Ronald Jesus Reagan, in His name we pray.
"This is also why June was such a rainy month this year, why one of my cats ran away, and above all why I'm all out of vodka at the moment."
Nah, once you've been termed "a great speechwriter" every rule you break is okay, even if it's because you're drunk or haven't figured out how to do that "Cut" and "Paste" stuff the Youngs are always doing on their Radio Shack TRS-80s.
Engnhngn...the grumbling at that event was mostly from the tuxedoed erstwhile members of the "liberal" working press, who were unhappy to hear themselves described as typists.
that's the real joke- if Obummer so much as whispered an acknowledgment of the incident, the hate jocks would erupt in screaming about him trying to 'politicize' it
So the functional alcoholic is at it again. Well, sort of functional. What does she do anyway? I mean, maybe she’s a nonfunctional drunk. How can we tell??! Aw, who cares… STFU Peggy.
Bear Whiz.
ZINGK!!
Peggy Noonan: Raising the value of "out of touch" to intergalactic levels.
Noonan lectures The President how to "class up" dealing with racist rodeo clowns.
I find the fact that this article is NOT from The Onion truly disturbing.
florid: perfect.
sweet sweet point.
"This is also why June was such a rainy month this year, why one of my cats ran away, and above all why I'm all out of vodka at the moment."
Nah, once you've been termed "a great speechwriter" every rule you break is okay, even if it's because you're drunk or haven't figured out how to do that "Cut" and "Paste" stuff the Youngs are always doing on their Radio Shack TRS-80s.
Yes god it is frightening
Engnhngn...the grumbling at that event was mostly from the tuxedoed erstwhile members of the "liberal" working press, who were unhappy to hear themselves described as typists.
Colt 45?
if you bring pics, GTFO
she's more blah than POTUS
that's the real joke- if Obummer so much as whispered an acknowledgment of the incident, the hate jocks would erupt in screaming about him trying to 'politicize' it
defund the NEA!!!
So the functional alcoholic is at it again. Well, sort of functional. What does she do anyway? I mean, maybe she’s a nonfunctional drunk. How can we tell??! Aw, who cares… STFU Peggy.