Hot guy, and looks like he's single, hooray! DRUDGE BONERS AND WINGNUT SIRENS!!!1!!!! There is a brand new scoop of scandal on Internet, and it is that the president of America, Barry Gay-slamic Usurper O'Bamistan is in Laos right now, and he is NOT WEARING HIS WEDDING RING. Why why why why why?! Is the president divorcing Michelle Obama to get gay-married to the southeast Asian nation of Laos? Why would he do Michelle like that?
His mother told me that they used to call him "Threads" when he was in HS because of his wardrobe choices. But these days he's been sporting cargo shorts. So, tossup?
"Have to u ever considered that maybe Obama is just one of those people whose fingers don’t feel comfortable wearing rings, so maybe he wears his real wedding ring, his true symbol of marital devotion to Michelle, ON HIS COCK? Bet you didn’t think of that."
I thought of that. Which means my wife caught me being gay on the internet again. It's okay though, I blamed Evan again.
I have big freaky knuckles which makes my ring huge. When I pick things up it hurts because it smashes against the other fingers. It's fine though because I lost it after less than two months of marriage. I have a 4 dollar flea market ring that somehow won't stay on my fingers but isn't too big so as to be uncomfortable.
That was the first thing I laughed at today. Just heard this morning that a good friend and SAR teammate is in a Cardiac Care Unit awaiting a heart transplant. He was a rockstar at a SAR exercise a month ago yesterday!!! I'm still stunned.
I'm a big fan of bats! Awesome that Obama is luring more in!!!
6'1" and 5'11"? That's a tall couple. I wonder how many world leaders are bothered by their obvious height advantage? I'm guessing Putin is lucky if he is 5'6". Wonder if Russians care about height? They all seem to be pretty stocky and alpha on TV. I've never met an Russian in real life.
You just wait until Moochelle Silverback Wookieeface Trannybama finds out about this! S/he will flex his/her mighty biceps and dick/bitch slap that little bitch Barry Husein Odumbo AKA Frank Marshall Davis junior!
His mother told me that they used to call him "Threads" when he was in HS because of his wardrobe choices. But these days he's been sporting cargo shorts. So, tossup?
"Hello Vlad. Look down. Check out my ring."
"Maybe he wants to finger-sex the townspeople while he’s on his visit," Or maybe he did and that's how he lost it!
Damn. As much as I like Hillary, I'm sure going to miss that grin.
"Have to u ever considered that maybe Obama is just one of those people whose fingers don’t feel comfortable wearing rings, so maybe he wears his real wedding ring, his true symbol of marital devotion to Michelle, ON HIS COCK? Bet you didn’t think of that."
I thought of that. Which means my wife caught me being gay on the internet again. It's okay though, I blamed Evan again.
"which he wears on his dick, which is bigger than yours."
Huge stimulus package!!!!!
I have big freaky knuckles which makes my ring huge. When I pick things up it hurts because it smashes against the other fingers. It's fine though because I lost it after less than two months of marriage. I have a 4 dollar flea market ring that somehow won't stay on my fingers but isn't too big so as to be uncomfortable.
You are mistaken. Trump's isn't presidential, it's prenatal.
They really are more American than us. They do everything we do just a little better. Except for being stupid. We excel!
That was the first thing I laughed at today. Just heard this morning that a good friend and SAR teammate is in a Cardiac Care Unit awaiting a heart transplant. He was a rockstar at a SAR exercise a month ago yesterday!!! I'm still stunned.
I'm a big fan of bats! Awesome that Obama is luring more in!!!
6'1" and 5'11"? That's a tall couple. I wonder how many world leaders are bothered by their obvious height advantage? I'm guessing Putin is lucky if he is 5'6". Wonder if Russians care about height? They all seem to be pretty stocky and alpha on TV. I've never met an Russian in real life.
Fuck all that noise! I'm taller than the Preznit!
She emailed it to her donors in exchange for moar pantsuits because BENGHAZIIIII!!!!000!!!! After Bill made a pass at it of course.
No wedding ring?????
You just wait until Moochelle Silverback Wookieeface Trannybama finds out about this! S/he will flex his/her mighty biceps and dick/bitch slap that little bitch Barry Husein Odumbo AKA Frank Marshall Davis junior!
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Evan, I thank you for staving off what felt like a looming depression. Seriously, I really needed that laugh. :)
I call dibs on her temples.
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