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Wonky Magoo's avatar

I hate living in interesting times.

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JAWs's avatar

No, be like Trump and get a BS degree.

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JAWs's avatar

Anthony Weiner?

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brinylon's avatar

You just don't understand! There was a blah man in the White House, everything was terrible!

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phoenix00's avatar

"It's the first nice thing you've said about me!" - Michelle

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phoenix00's avatar

Comp sci majors too! For designing Russia-proof systems!

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phoenix00's avatar

The Schrodinger of conspiracy theories: he did and didn't do it.

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phoenix00's avatar

Umm, Trump DID go bankrupt. Multiple times. Not my definition of successful.

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phoenix00's avatar

AT LEAST 1.5 million. AT LEAST.

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redblack's avatar

we have a bingo! keeping us divided sells cars and viagra and shit. the top 1% and their big media don't want the entire electorate coming after them with torches, pitchforks, and ketchup.

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Bebecca's avatar

I heard this on Mark Thompson (Sirius left wing) this morning from a caller-Jeff Beauregard has no regard for the truth.

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Bebecca's avatar

like James and Mrs. Bond.

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Bebecca's avatar

and don't we say "so what if he did"? It wasn't illegal and it was the right thing to do.

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ahughes798's avatar

Usually important things an administration does that may not be popular is released on Fridays, because historically, that news disappears over the weekend. Not no more! Heh Heh Heh!

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ahughes798's avatar

Yep. I wear my kitty-kat hat everywhere, came out of the closet as a straight up atheist, getting a 3/4 sleeve tat on my left arm when I turn 60, and I mouth off at people who are so impolite as to discuss religion or politics at a party. This honey badger don't give a shit, any more.

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ahughes798's avatar

Cheer up! My friend Joe, the Big Gay Geriatric Nurse(or Nurse Ratched, depending on the day), said if you make it out of your 50's alive....you're golden for another 30!

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