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I hate living in interesting times.

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No, be like Trump and get a BS degree.

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Anthony Weiner?

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You just don't understand! There was a blah man in the White House, everything was terrible!

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"It's the first nice thing you've said about me!" - Michelle

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Comp sci majors too! For designing Russia-proof systems!

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The Schrodinger of conspiracy theories: he did and didn't do it.

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Umm, Trump DID go bankrupt. Multiple times. Not my definition of successful.

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AT LEAST 1.5 million. AT LEAST.

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we have a bingo! keeping us divided sells cars and viagra and shit. the top 1% and their big media don't want the entire electorate coming after them with torches, pitchforks, and ketchup.

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I heard this on Mark Thompson (Sirius left wing) this morning from a caller-Jeff Beauregard has no regard for the truth.

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like James and Mrs. Bond.

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and don't we say "so what if he did"? It wasn't illegal and it was the right thing to do.

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Usually important things an administration does that may not be popular is released on Fridays, because historically, that news disappears over the weekend. Not no more! Heh Heh Heh!

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Yep. I wear my kitty-kat hat everywhere, came out of the closet as a straight up atheist, getting a 3/4 sleeve tat on my left arm when I turn 60, and I mouth off at people who are so impolite as to discuss religion or politics at a party. This honey badger don't give a shit, any more.

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Cheer up! My friend Joe, the Big Gay Geriatric Nurse(or Nurse Ratched, depending on the day), said if you make it out of your 50's alive....you're golden for another 30!

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