SURPRISE, Obama did the dumb turkey pardon thing today. So now those two fowls will live out their days in uninterrupted luxury in Gitmo. Administration Cute Czar Sasha and Cuter Czar Malia were on hand because this sort of thing is supposed to be cute. But that didn't stop
That should shut up the conservi-tard relations gathered around the turkey tomorrow. Any time they want to rag on Charlie Rangel, all you have to say is "Tom Delay".
They're crowing because the House ethics committee found Charlie guilty. Old Tommie Boy just disbanded the whole process so they never had a whack at him. And the wingnutz crow that he was never found guilty.
Couldn't they just once say "Nah, kill the fucker"? The poor thing probably goes from the White House to the Foster Farms Home for Wayward Turkeys and Poultry Parts Processing Center anyway.
Tom DeLay found guilty on both charges of money-laundering.
“So many minority youths had volunteered…that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like myself.” ~On why he did not go to Vietnam.
“Now tell me the truth boys, is this kind of fun?” ~Tom Delay, to Katrina evacuees from New Orleans at the Houston Astrodome.
“We’re no longer a superpower. We’re a super-duper power.” ~On urging war on Iraq.
“Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare, the teaching of evolution in the schools, and working mothers who take birth control pills.” ~On Columbine.
“A woman can take care of the family. It takes a man to provide structure. To provide stability. Not that a woman can’t provide stability, I’m not saying that… It does take a father, though.”
“I don’t believe there is a separation of church and state. I think the Constitution is very clear. The only separation is that there will not be a government church.”
“Emotional appeals about working families trying to get by on $4.25 an hour are hard to resist. Fortunately, such families do not exist.” ~On increasing the minimum wage
“I am not a federal employee. I am a constitutional officer. My job is the Constitution of the United States, I am not a government employee. I am in the Constitution.”
Why can't Mr. Obama be like a real politican and pose for this charade with a turkey being fed into a woodchipper in the background?
And what does it say about Bush 43 that as President he pardoned more turkeys than as Governor he pardoned human beings?
Another cause to celebrate! I hope his cell is as bug infested as his soul. Happy Thanksgiving Libtards!
That should shut up the conservi-tard relations gathered around the turkey tomorrow. Any time they want to rag on Charlie Rangel, all you have to say is "Tom Delay".
They're crowing because the House ethics committee found Charlie guilty. Old Tommie Boy just disbanded the whole process so they never had a whack at him. And the wingnutz crow that he was never found guilty.
Suck. On. That.
Not if stuffed with shredded cheeseburgers.
Was this Federal Court? Damn. I guess lethal injection is not a likely sentence. It just doesn't seem proper to incarcerate an exterminator.
Couldn't they just once say "Nah, kill the fucker"? The poor thing probably goes from the White House to the Foster Farms Home for Wayward Turkeys and Poultry Parts Processing Center anyway.
Next year, don't pardon the turkey, but try the case in Federal Court instead of a military tribunal. Everybody will get on board with that.
He could have set Bo on the turkey, then killed it to prevent its suffering.
And then eat it. In a Muslim curry sauce.
You do realize that this is good news for John McCain, don't you?
Tom DeLay found guilty on both charges of money-laundering.
“So many minority youths had volunteered…that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like myself.” ~On why he did not go to Vietnam.
“Now tell me the truth boys, is this kind of fun?” ~Tom Delay, to Katrina evacuees from New Orleans at the Houston Astrodome.
“We’re no longer a superpower. We’re a super-duper power.” ~On urging war on Iraq.
“Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare, the teaching of evolution in the schools, and working mothers who take birth control pills.” ~On Columbine.
“A woman can take care of the family. It takes a man to provide structure. To provide stability. Not that a woman can’t provide stability, I’m not saying that… It does take a father, though.”
“I don’t believe there is a separation of church and state. I think the Constitution is very clear. The only separation is that there will not be a government church.”
“Emotional appeals about working families trying to get by on $4.25 an hour are hard to resist. Fortunately, such families do not exist.” ~On increasing the minimum wage
“I am not a federal employee. I am a constitutional officer. My job is the Constitution of the United States, I am not a government employee. I am in the Constitution.”