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fuflans's avatar

Oh Jesus Christ chicken! WTF did we do to deserve THAT???

Pickwick Next, HRH's avatar

The Platypus and the Seahorse are both escapees from fictional literature who, for soem reason, have thrived here. Do your research!

Little Lulu's avatar

So, they're like Japanese Fighting Fish? Cool!

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

I am NOT clicking that fucking infowars link. Can't make me. Any fantasies I may have involving Nixon tattoos and polonium will have to stay in the journal next to my bunk.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Zappa did a good cover of it also, too, as well.

impeachrinserepeat's avatar

Also, exchange them for crocodiles.

Lefty Wright's avatar

I think it was a reference to banning grizzly abortions.

eyelashviper's avatar

The ghost of Lincoln will arise on Friday and speak to the American peeples:

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Ambignostic's avatar

Also on the confirmation agenda: Oklahoma Attorney General Scott Pruitt, up for head of the EPA.

Ben Cardin: Do you believe there is any safe level of lead that can be taken into the human body, particularly a young person?Pruitt: Senator, that is something I have not reviewed, nor know about.We are all dead. http://www.motherjones.com/...

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Uh. They don't just "look like they hate the black guy", they do hate the black guy. #uppity.

IOnlyLikeCats's avatar

Aren't platypuses (platypodes?) supposed to be really mean? It seems pretty affectionate to me.

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

No he won't. Trumpster put a Jumbotron in front of the Lincoln Memorial. No shit. And it's playing Trumpster promotions right now. Big Brother style. KKKlassy.

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

There probably are but guns aren't allowed on Federal land and in the parks. Pussies.

Yr. Gma's avatar

So how many "God's mistake" jokes did we make down thread? And did I give anyone permission to use my portable pooping potty? I think not!

Querolous's avatar

I have yet to meet a bear bearing arms.