The general populace, according to pollsters, does not like the fact that Barack Obama made a big blue TARP that bailed out the Wall Street banks a couple years back, under the administration of George W. Bush. But it turns out the federal government has
Good news? I'm not quite sure what to do with this.
Who would have thought bailing out incompetent assholes could be profitable? Is this a great country or what?
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First pass of story: Yay! It all worked out!
Deep analysis: Boo! We're all fucked.