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DON'T GO!

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Mele Kalikimaka

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No, just in public pools.

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That comma should be an explanation point and every sentence ends with a period. In America, we learn such things around age 12 in school. 😀

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In retrospect, while it was hilarious, pretty much everyone agrees it was the one event that, more than anything else, motivated Trump to run for president, since the one thing he can't stand is a public insult. I'd happily trade those delicious laughs -- and it was a brilliant bit -- for a world where Trump remained a silly real estate guy with eccentric opinions.

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False equivalency. Trump HAS no "brilliant plans" to announce before, during, or after.

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Dummy. That's spelled "Shiite."

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Thanks Dok! Nail those muhfuhs! WITH VOTES!

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Assuming "everyone" is right in their agreement -- word.

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are the CIA and the FBI and 17 other US intelligence agencies included in the "left wing shiit heads?" I don't remember them weighing in on whether or not reagan created aids

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Nail them with CLASS!

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He would have been if the media had chosen to do its job instead of rolling over and playing dead.

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Cool!

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you mean she was cheating on me the whole time ?

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(and Merry Christmas to you, too :) )

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Here's to cellulite! It's the battle scar of getting older. (And Yikes! on the amnio. I had a friend who lost her baby from a bad amnio stick. I hope after all that, yours was okay. )

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